wrong number- dreamwastaken

eight

herbie werbie

yes..?

do you happen to have any left over money?

LINDA!

IM SORRY I HAVE NO FRIENDS OR JOB!

YOU PROLLY WOULD IF U DIDNT FUCK THE LAST ONE!

SHUT UP! DO YOU?

mm depends on what it's for

to buy food, im a fat bitch and need food

how much r ur groceries?

idfk just gimme like 20 bucks

i dont have 20

15?

5

that'll do

alrighty i'll send it over

thanks herbus fergus

imagine actually being named fergus 💀💀

i could never do that to a child, name them fergus

they'd get bullied the fuck out of

just like how u did when u were in school

thats true

did u ever slam a window shut on a teachers fingers?

u have?

yeah, i was idolised for a good 30 minutes

everyone must've hated that teacher

miss pokie was always a hated one <\33

miss pokie 💀🤚

some people called her hocus pocus bc she had the finger
pointer thing and she swirled it aroud like a wand
and also, pokie, pocus yk

omg if someone never had a teacher who had those
finger pointers, they never had a childhood istg

frr

so, linda, you have never told me your name

oh sorry, my name is linda

your real name

oh, uh, you haven't told me yours either

if i tell u mine, u tell me urs?

fine, go

clay

linda

BRUHHH

JUST KIDDING, alexa, but call me alex

better then siri 💀💀

stfu 😭😭

ok so ur alex and jobless

ok so ur clay and a content creator/ singer

more on the content creator side, but yes
and u wanna know something that's funny?

sure

i have a guy friend called alex aswell

please dont tell me he's fucking british

he's not, i promise, he's a mexicano

oh that's sick does he speak spanish?

yeah? do u?

yes, tell him i said 'hola señor'

maybe later, bye bye alex

fuck off clay