Toxic Waste

Bar... This looks like a villain lair!

I did what the sludge told me to do and I landed in front of a rundown building.

Are you sure it is here?

Completely. Though if you see some shady people just be nice.

You sure it even a bar? Like it looks closed off!

The owner can't run a bar legally... So this is just a small little house bar.

What you mean not legally?

Please tell me this isn't a villain hideout!

It isn't a villain hideout.

It is one, isn't it?

No actually is just a common place to find some. More of a neutral zone though.

You sure? This looks shabby!

It was a broken down building once. What are they supposed to do?

Fix it?

... Yes

Kinda

-Ish...

Well... True but they don't have the money for construction.

And they would probably get busted.

Okay and they have food? Like it literally doesn't look this way.

Oh don't worry! I know the owner and he has the best teriyaki in town!

Okay, I am trusting you. I am hungry.

With that said I didn't care about anything anymore and just went into the rundown building. The outside looked worse than the inside. Even tho I had a feeling that the whole building was about to collapse. However, once I came inside, I saw a mist guy person behind the bar and then a guy with a hand on his face sitting in front of him.

I thought you said it isn't a villain hideout!

I did! Its a common meeting place though... Oh look there's the owner!

... so they are villains!

Nice ones! Until you actually provoke them.

Still villains!

HandyMan: The fuck you doing here kid?

Me: I heard this is a bar that has great Teriyaki...

HandyMan: It does. But who gave you directions?

Me: Ahm... well it's a complicated story and a slime I would say.

MistGuy: Well it doesn't matter. What's your order?

Me: Whatever, just food would be nice. I have like 40 bugs. Would that be enough?

MistGuy: Sure... I don't need money anyways.

Hah. Just like I remember him.

Me: No, No. Please take it. If not, is there anything I can help out with? I feel kinda guilty just taking the food.

MistGuy: Are you sure? I don't mind giving out free food.

Me: Yes.

MistGuy: Alright then.

I went over to the bar and finally sat down beside the handyman while also handing over the money. While I was waiting for the food to be done, I saw some paper on All Might and just remembered what he did. Besides that there was some wrong information on the paper too.

Me: Ahm... excuse me... but this information is wrong and outdated you have on Ass Might.

MistGuy: What?

Me: Well if I would say, these are all information before he thought All for One. They are not accurate anymore. Sorry if I am talking out of place.

MistGuy: No no. Your fine. Its part of the reason we're here.

Me: Oh... ahm sorry to hear that. If heroes could only do their work how they are supposed to do, that would be epic, wouldn't it be?

MistGuy: True. But then we villains wouldn't be having so much fun.

Me: Don't know about that. Don't have any experience.

MistGuy: You don't? I thought you were a villain too?

Me: Nope, civilian. Neither on heroes nor villains side. Just here for the food. I heard it was good after an incident I wish never happened....

MistGuy: What incident?

Me: *Sigh* I ahm... it kinda is complicated.... Where do I start....

MistGuy: Everything is complicated. At the beginning please.

Me: ... true but try being born quirkless. It even harder.

I smiled wryly as I looked down at the table. I knew my past wasn't pretty and I had soo many opportunity to turn on society but there was this voice at the back of my head telling me everything everyone said was true and I really was just useless.

MistGuy: Quirkless hm?

Me: Yeah well that is until like 3 hours ago.

MistGuy: Oh?

Me: That sludge villain attacked me... we kinda are sharing a body now. I don't even know if that should reusse me or freak me out.

MistGuy: So he finally found one...

Me: What you mean?

MistGuy: I knew the sludge villain. He used to come here frequently.

Me: That's what he said to me when I asked what I should get for food.... Thanks again for making me something. I really need it.

MistGuy: No problem. Why have a bar with no service.

Me: True....

I once again looked to the side where the paper about All Might was laid open and I couldn't help it but start correcting the data. It was just something I did out of habit. I knew too much about that guy anyways.

Me: Ahm sorry again for interrupting ya, but he has a weakness... the no weakness part is wrong and soo wrong here.

HandyMan: Where!?

Me: You know the place where All for One hit him in the chest?

HandyMan: There?

Me: Yup besides that he isn't showing as much in public anymore and from what I gathered he is only 2 hours active as a hero anymore, which makes me believe that his quirk is limited thanks to the wound he got and never healed up. Poop look at me starting to rant again.. Hahah sorry.

HandyMan: A time limit... Thanks kid.

Me: No, no. Ahm thank you for not hitting me or scream at me for interrupting ya....

HandyMan: Why would we do that? Its a neutral place meaning no fighting.

Me: ... other reasons...

HandyMan: Okay then.

Me: ... It really is not because you are a villain. It's just people used to do that whenever I interrupt them or be the nerdy kid.....

HandyMan: Oh no its fine. Everyone who comes in here has a backstory.

Me: Okay.. ahm may I? I can proof check the information you have.

HandyMan: I don't mind. Helps us be more accurate.

There were the first nice people I meet for ages and I didn't know why but I really wanted to help them out right now and hopefully they would let me come over again. This place really didn't looked that bad anymore.

Me: Okay then.

I took over the pen that he had in his hand and started correcting every wrong information on it as well as add some more information about his quirk as well as the limits I could see from them. Then I also pointed out some more weaknesses and that was all I did while waiting for the food till it was ready.