I'm Not Sean, I'm Zhan!!(Yizhan ff)

Three

Xiao zhan Pov

I still thought that Yibo was a kind person because of his offer to help Dad's company. Turned out, he had a hidden agenda. Tsh!

Will he make my life hell? Hah! Let's see if he can! I traveled a lot and gone to many places. I have seen and met many kinds of monsters. I've been sparring with a wild gorilla and I've been bitten by a python. In my job as a wild Life Photographer of NatGeo Magazine, courage is my investment. Yibo to me is just a lion ...

Maybe it's easy to tame him.

I walked straight ahead of the church. There is no more turning back. Let's meet the lion king at his lair and be eaten alive. Eaten alive ?? Just a joke. I'll break Yibo's jaw when he hurts me, he'll see.

I walked. And walked further. All right Zhan, walk ... walk. Fuck! Why is the aisle of this church so long? I am tired! Especially since the heels of my shoes are as high as the Eiffel Tower, I don't wear heels. Who the fuck bought it? I'll put that heel on his forehead and at least get my revenge.

After ten long years, I also reached the end where Yibo was waiting for me with a smile.

Fake! Please! You thought his smile was real, I know he was imagining how I would be tortured after the wedding.

I looked next to Yibo, his best man. Wang Jiyang, nephew of Yibo. The handsome man was also smiling, but unlike his uncle, I could see his smile was real.

"Hi Sean, or should I call you, Uncle Sean?" Jiyang greeted.

“Not yet,” I said. "We're not married yet. Don't greet us, we might get upset and not continue!"

Jiyang laughed. Yibo gave me a meaningful look. I just raised an eyebrow at him.

Yibo took my hand and guided me to the altar. I know all gaze are on us as we face the priest to be married. I could still hear the whispers around.

"Sean's lucky, no?"

"Yeah, he caught Yibo!"

"Hmp! I feel like Yibo has no choice because Lesana has died- his true love. I don't know why he settled with Sean while I'm here, I'm better!"

I want to throw my shoes to the person who said that, I just held back.

Or maybe it's okay if I just put the heel of my shoe on Yibo. He was smiling again. Is he crazy? After he threatened me, now he will smile at me with candy sweetness? Yikes!

When we stood in front of the Priest, I did not understand what the people around me were saying. Even the Priest, I didn't understand. My brain is offline now.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah. That's all I hear. I scratched my head because the Priest's ceremony was too long and I was getting bored. I am not a rude person, I am polite especially to the Priests. It's just that for me, Yibo was the first to be rude when he said the reason for this wedding. So I don't care if I'm bad manners or what.

I felt my hair was messy but I ignored it. Eh what if I look crazy. Yibo will be blamed and not me. Hehehe. He married a madman.

After a while, Yibo kicked me so I turned to him. One of his eyebrows was slightly raised and I refrained from cursing as his appeal increased one hundred percent. I could no longer react when he raised his hand and parted my messy hair. His gentle fingers run on my hair and send goosebumps all over my body.

Hail Mary! Why is his hand like that? Is there an electric voltage?

"Don't act dumb, Seab. Don't embarrass me or you'll be sorry ..." he whispered weakly but strongly.

Jerk!

"Your threaten me so sweetly. I have no plans to embarrass you, I just have lice roaming around my head ..." I whispered with a smile.

I wanted to burst out laughing when Yibo turned to me with an unpaintable face. Lol.

He kicked me again. "Be serious!"

"I'm serious!" Lol. He can't accept that I have lice. What I'm going to do? Its so hot in Afghanistan, I got many lice because of that. Hahaha.

I raised my hand again and was ready to scratch again when Yibo took my hand and pressed it to his side.

TSh! He can't stop me from scratching. One of my hands was free so I still scratched. But when Yibo's evil look covered me, I immediately lowered my hand. It's hard, he might bald me.

Blah blah blah blah the Priest again. I just imagined things. I was wondering if I could ever return to my job as a Daredevil Photographer. Tsk! I will miss fighting zebras in Africa and swimming in the Amazon River just to take a picture of the piranha. Haay! Never mind, when I see Sean, I can go back to my old life. He and Yibo should be together, after all they are both crazy.

Yibo suddenly kicked me so hard that I was annoyed that I looked at him again. "What?!" I shout.

My soon-to-be husband's burning gaze greeted me so I adjusted my expression.

"The Priest is asking you!" he said stiffly.

Eh?

I turned to the Priest and saw that he was looking at me. "Ahehehe. I'm sorry, I'm sorry the bride is a little deaf!" I said.

The old Priest took a deep breath. "You man, do you accept to marry this man and blah blah blah blah blah oink oink meeeeeh meeehh awww aaww meow ..."

I felt Yibo's grip tighten on my hand. It's as if he's saying 'okay, refuse and you'll come out of this church' without an arm '. There was a threat behind our sweet holding hands.

I smiled. Of the core of sweetness. "I accept, Father!"

I accepted it against my heart.

The Priest said something else ... things about eternity, home lighting, pillars, children and all sorts of nonsense. I just nodded and smiled.

Come to wear a ring. Yibo and I faced each other and I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him so he automatically raised his eyebrow again. Sweet.

Yibo took my hand and put on the ring. Then he spoke words equal to the hundred million dollars he paid me. I stopped smirking, he spoke of forever and love as if he believed those fvcking words. All I knew that only he could promise me is hell. I hate him already. I hate him for calling me Sean.

I imitated Yibo and also took the ring and put it on his finger. Then I looked up and stared straight into his menacing deep brown eyes. I was even surprised because my chest suddenly throbbed. I forgot what I was going to say.

"Mmmmm. Wait ... what are my lines?" I asked Yibo. His forehead immediately wrinkled. "Lol. Don't get mad. I have short term memory loss. Wait ... here it is. Mmmmmm. Yibo ..." I stared into Yibo's eyes, then I said things right from me ... From Zhan and not from Sean. "I don't promise anything. As a wife, I'll just do what I'm supposed to. No promises. I'll support you in everything you want to do ..." unless you're going to make me suffer, "... I'll love you ! " Eeeeekkk! Pweh! "... I'll make coffee, I'll fix your tie and whatnot. It's my obligation, as long as you don't bother me too much, it's okay with me ..."

The wedding guests laughed and I also saw the tip of Yibo's lip tilt.

"Leave the house to me ... I'll take care of it. I just request, let me take care of the hippopotamus in the swimming pool. That's the pet I want ..."

Laughter erupted inside the church as Yibo's face tightened. It looks like it's just a little bit, he's going to feed me the ring. Lol. Haha. This is my revenge to him for shocking me earlier.

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