I'm Not Sean, I'm Zhan!!(Yizhan ff)

Nineteen

Xiao Zhan Pov

I covered my mouth in no time while staring at Yibo. I can't believe he's here in front of me. In flesh and blood! As gorgeous as he look! Okay, erase that ... that's just a joke.

How did he find me? Hello, this place is too big! It was impossible for him to find me. Well, unless he also has a GPS ... in his heart? Whahahahaha! Okay, that's just another joke!

All right, Zhan ... just comfort yourself, you'll be dead later!

"Y-yibo!" I stuttered. Yay! He looks scary again.

Yibo caressed his jaw which was reached by my fist and then his jaw clenched as he looked at the men rolling on the cement.

"I didn't know you were fond of beating!" Yibo growled while signaling to the guards that following him. I just didn’t notice right away because it was dark. "GET THESE BUNCH OF MUSTARDS, AND MAKE SURE THEY WILL BE THROWN IN JAIL !!" husband shouted.

The guards immediately followed and abducted the American men.

"Hey wait! Wait! We're not doing anything to that hella monstuh of a man!" grunt one of the addicts while pointing me.

"NOT DOING ANYTHING ?!" I shouted. "YOU ALL FOOLS FOLLOWED AND CHASED ME !!" so I beat you.

At once the men frowned. "WE FOLLOWED YOU BECAUSE ..." one of them pulled something out of his pocket. "WE JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS THING, MR.! YOU DROPPED THIS !!" thrilled the man said.

When I looked at what he was handing, I saw my ... wallet.

Oh shoot!

I rummaged in my backpocket and noticed that my wallet was not there.

Does that mean ..... yay!

Yibo's eyes narrowed. "You mean, you followed my wife because you just want to return his wallet in which he stupidly drop ?!"

Ouch.

"HELL YEAH !!" simultaneous cry of the Americans.

I winced. Yay. I thought they were going to do me a disservice ... turned out, they were just going to return my wallet that I accidentally dropped.

Oh Zhan ... what stupid thing did you do? You assume right away! OA!

"We told him we just wanted to give him something but he started punching us like a mad boxer!" complaint of one.

"We have no choice but to fight him back though he's a monster!" continue of another man, Lol. I'm a monster?, I'm a bunny, you prat.

Yibo's eyebrows furrowed as he turned to me. I could do nothing but smile. "Hehehe!" then ---> ^_ ^v

"It's embarrassing what you did ..." Yibo said loudly. "They could sue you, you know. They could put you in jail for beating them."

"Ui you're serious, husband!" my complaint. "Don't say that. Is that still a federal case? Besides, I'm alone, when they file a case against me, they're the only ones who will be embarrassed. Imagine, four huge men, upset by a thin man! That's newsflash, husband "It's a mess on the internet! Don't do me a favor, don't show me in public!"

"You're still arguing," Yibo growled. He turned again to the four men and took my wallet. "I really am sorry for the incovenience that my wife had cause. If you want to sue him on court, feel free to do it ---"

"Yibo, Please !!" I said. Gosh he was willing to put me in jail.

"... since he's too stupid to realized that you just wanted to help." Yibo ignored me.