I'm Not Sean, I'm Zhan!!(Yizhan ff)

Twenty-Six

Qi Peixin's POV

"Ah husband. I was just going to ask if you have eaten yet. It's almost lunch time and I'm wondering if you have eaten already. Don't go hungry, that's really bad for health."

We stopped laughing because of what Sean said. It was the same for Yibo, who was tongue-tied for a moment. Concern was evident with Sean's voice.

"I know you're a very busy person---"

"Yeah. And yet you keep on disturbing me!" Yibo retorted back.

"I'm sorry, husband. Is it bad if your wife want to check on you? I was just checking to see if you're still alive. I still haven't taken revenge for what you did earlier! You clearly hurt me. What you did hurt so much!"

"You deserved it, you were the first. You pushed me on my limit!"

"I'll take revenge when you get home!"

"If you can!"

"Watch me, husband! So much for a honeymoon," Sean growled on the other line.

"Wait. What are they talking about?" Jiyang whispered to me.

"Honeymoon," I whispered back.

We both looked at each other and a conclusion formed in our green brains.

"Oh mhy. That's why Uncle Sean got hurt..." Jiyang said with a smile.

"They did it, kid."

"Yeah. They did. I'm jealous."

Hahahahahaha! Yibo already scored.

"Anyway, husband. Mana said what do you want to eat tonight?" Sean asked again.

"Don't bother. I'll come home late," Yibo answered .

"Eh? Really ? Mmmm. Okay. Ah fine... bye. Be careful... when you go home. Don't tire yourself up, there's still tomorrow husband . Your company won't collapse if you rest for a few hours. Ciao! OH CRAAAP!! WHAT IS THAT, JOYCE??!! MONSTERS?!!!"

"It's just a crab, Sir!" answered a voice.

"Crab?! Eeehh?? Why does he look like a monster?! He looks like Yibo when he frowns!!! Look!!"

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!!!?" Yibo shouted angrily at the same time as we laughed again.

*Toot toot toot*

Too bad the call has been cut.

"DAMN THAT MAN FOR GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!" Yibo said annoyed.

We couldn't answer. We're just laughing like mad dogs. Yibo... looks like a crab when he's angry! Pfft. Wow! I love Sean already!

"Uncle, can I steal Uncle Sean from you? Hahahaha! I like him. If he's pissing you off, I could---"

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Yibo shouted at Jiyang. It's obvious that he's really pissed off. I understand , he just got told that he look like a crab. And that's not all, there is a monster attached . Hahahaha! Men, it's highly epic! If Jiyang can't steal Sean from Yibo... I will steal him. Hahahaha!

Yibo turned to Fanxing and I saw that his brow furrowed even more because of Fanxing simple turning away just to not see that he was laughing. "I saw you, bastard! No need to hide!" he whined as he took a sip of the wine in his glass. "Stop laughing or I'll fire you!"

I cleared my throat and simply sat up. I also stopped laughing because Yibo might be completely pissed and do what he just said.

"You mean, I can laugh Uncle. I don't work for you, so that means you can't fire me! Hahaha!" Jiyang said still laughing.

Yibo shot him an evil look. "Yeah, I can't! But I can destroy that little company of yours!"

Jiyang also cleared his throat and became serious though I could still see his eyes were still twinkling. The kid is laughing inside. Hahaha!

"Sheesh! Don't be a prat, Yibo..." I said. "It's a good thing your wife called just to ask if you've eaten. No wife could do that, you know."

"Right Uncle!" Jiyang added. "Uncle Sean checked on you, you should be grateful!"

Yibo just snorted and ruffled his hair. A body habit in which Yibo absentmindedly did whenever he felt extremely annoyed. "He just did that to annoy me!"

We burst out laughing in no time.

When Yibo glared at us, we stopped laughing at the same time.

"You have no idea how he pissed me off!" Yibo whined softly.

"Pisses you off..." Fanxing commented holding his eyeglasses he was wearing before looking amused at Yibo. I'll bet my finger, something is playing on Fanxing's mind again. "How did he piss you off?"

Yibo frowned when he looked at Fanxibg. "What do you mean by that?"

"What I mean is... you didn't really care about him before. He never affects you... like now. Why? Sudden changes, Yibo?" Fanxing asked mysteriously. Alas! There he is again. He notices something while I'm just... clueless. He is amazing.

Yibo stopped and seemed to think for a moment. "I don't know..." he whispered softly. "He changed too much."

Changes? Huh?

"He's... a bunch of careless idiot, a hard-headed. He annoyed me big time! He doesn't seem to care and he's not scared of anything . From the Sean I've known before, this Sean is... unbelievably tough. It's like, he's a different person now. He pisses me off... to death!"

Yibo is murmuring so low we can't catch the words he said. In other words, he is talking to himself.

"What is that, Uncle? Are you talking to us?" Jiyang asked. Because we didn't understand him very well.

Yibo looked up and looked at us. "I said, he did piss me off... but at least I got revenge."

Yibo grinned and the three of us froze. Yibo looked like he was having fun too. We haven't seen his 'devil smirk' in a long time. His marriage seems to have an effect on him as well.

"Yeah. I heard Uncle Zhan complaining. How did you got revenge Uncle? Looks like you get revenge in bed!" Jiyang said laughing.

Yibo's eyebrows shot up as he looked at his crazy nephew. "What are you talking about?!"

Jiyang waved his hand in the air. "Honeymoon, of course!!"

"SHUT UP, JIYANG!!" Yibo shouted again.

"Why are you angry, Yibo?" I ask. "Honeymoon is normal for newlyweds!"

"YOU SHUT UP, TOO!!" Yibo shouted at me.

What is this person's problem?

"Don't tell me Uncle, even in the honeymoon... you still lose to uncle Sean?"

"DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!? WHO WOULD WANT TO LAY HIM ON BED?! HE'S A WITCH!! HE THROWN A SPOON AT MY FACE!!" Yibo shouted angrily.

Silence passed and everyone was stunned.

What? Sean threw a spoon at Yibo? What the!?

I, Jiyang and Fanxing suddenly burst into laughter. Even Fanxing was laughing hard.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"WHAHAHANANANANANA! HE WHAT?! PFFT! WHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

"SPOON?! SPOON!!!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Stop laughing or I'll throw you out of this building without your clothes on!" Yibo threatened.

The three of us stopped.

"Spoon?" Fanxing said.

And we couldn't stop laughing.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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