I watched him skate away from me and thought id ruened it all!
I sat on the grass as Bruce came to console me
"If it makes you feel any better, Lillie Gertrude may-lee manhutt... I am in deep love with you." Bruce shyly cocked.
Of course it didn't make me feel better...I already new he was in glove with me...,, everyone is!!1!
He leaned in to a kisx which I gracefully accepted with my plump lips.
Bruce kissed on His lips as things got wild.
My heart began beeting too fast and I felt something wasn't right. I wanted the only boy on the whole earth who didn't wanted ame! I muste steal his hart.
"I can't do this anymore Bruce!.."
I galloped away and jumped into the river.
I felt at home in the water, My whole life I've dreamt of water. Not just being in it or swimming in it, but living in it breathing it, tasting it... loving it.
Then Khazi applead and I knew I was meant to be with him. I coerced him in water to baptise him in our sacred love.
We had the most wondegul sexual in the mchotil water. I screamed with disgust he didn't even have a pp 'WHAT IS THIS SKcAM I said in pleasure. My legs floated and my eyes waved at him. My lushus hair that came to my middle arm all fell out! I had stage 3 lymphoma and frontotemporal dementia! And it was that fateful day my menopause started but it turns out Khazi was never never just a guy, she was my guy! "Will you mar Melilla say li?" Said Khazi "yes of course" said Khazi then Khazi kazasmooched Khazi. Then Khazi was actually not a boy and starter masturbaying kith eye dangerously but I cried and ran a gay "I KNEW HE WAS A FILTHY HOMO" but I knew that one of them was my fated match.
I ran away flirtatiously and howped that axel grael would save me from these homos. It was there that I saw dale waving at me. I knew he was also a filthy gaybo so I kicked him in the shins strongly. I don't tolerate his kind too much. It's not FAIR how bad I wanted everyone here...but everyone wants me to can. It's really quite stressful and straingful on suchs a cute and endiverous girl like me... maybe if I'm so perfect!
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My Guardian Angel (mermaid)
Romance100% not satire 100% true story. Very entertaining will maybe make you cry at the angst parts. Brought many to tears. Try not to get choked up. The story of a girl called lillie that was not like other girls, she liked creative writing and school. S...
