I carefully and caressfully mundered every toe into the floor to move myself in motion. GOSH I was so topsy turbulently. Axel would loove how brace I am being for him to be my beloved blushing groom boy boo bear.
Then I whistfully heard mr whapple getting his whapple whips TM out.
OH NO ~~ they were playing punishment games
WITHOUT ME!!?!?!
I'll save you my Prince...although this is a un time ovver
I new mr whapple only like succulent submissive boys so he wouldn't let me join in... but that wouldn't stomp me.
IM THE HUNTER AND YOUR THE HAT *wink wink*
My delicious rosy chai tea feet groomed the floor and I gently but unceremoniously drift my traces across the walls
—-wait for me my boo bear—-
Axel was too busy playing doctors and nurses (chigaco style)
I used my Cinderella megapixel to telephone acel (I learned from Khazi) my supple hips were bouncing towards him.
They screamd "BURTH GIVE BIRP"
And I was caught by there ample noise
Mr Whillypipple saw me and heard my newtonous holes.
"WHO DARES TO HAVE MORE HIP THAN ME??!"
Mr whapplesnapple bellowed. Revealing his succulent submissive but dominant hips. He was clearly the alpha and the leader of the pack...but I was the lone sigma. And sigma rule 69 says—
He with the hippiest shall get the drippiest
And that's what I planned to do with axel~ I wanted him to drippiest on me!!! OH~
I jumped from the ceiling in an attempt at a suicide bombing but my PH PHAT ass saved me. And the walls from stains.
Then all of a budden, mr cross cross appeared from mr whapples tranny body... he was too hippy dippy and slippy
I was so attracted to him that I pulled his man ponytail out and started giving it the old prison slurp
OR IS THAT WHAT HE THOUGHT??
I groomed my way out with axel as a babe in arms.
"Your safeguarding with me now... forever mr water" I said, dipping my toes icy fresh till I couldn't make it any wetter. I was wet.
Axel turned green but only in the metaphysical sense. Naturalism. I loved it.
"THIS ISNT WHAT THE ORACLE SAID!! IM A M-M-MERM-M-M"
I began but I didn't want to revceal my secrtt et if my mermaid body hips just yet. I wants axel onion to wait for the mega verse to statsiy
But they made me cry. WATER OH NO!
"I suddenly transfixed into a mermaid and flipped about in the sea/2/ I fell out the window and my suicide bombing was successful but to my look it was raining. He took my hand and looked it. Greatcrrely. I love you~~"
"Thank you leshawna"
He then swiftly taylors away on his skate tastic brainwaves
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My Guardian Angel (mermaid)
Romance100% not satire 100% true story. Very entertaining will maybe make you cry at the angst parts. Brought many to tears. Try not to get choked up. The story of a girl called lillie that was not like other girls, she liked creative writing and school. S...
