Few days and I was already fed up of this hum-dum life. Pining overt axel Grael was hard work but it's n addition. I cant squirt him. UGGH if only he saw how perfect I was. Most guys cant get enough. I was always told that I'm. perfictle the way I am but I'll chang for him, I'll do what it takes. It's not like I have anything to lose.
Axel noticed me from across the land. The table felt like it stretcd for thousands of miles even thugh he was probably in grabbing and grasping distance. His brunett silky crisp Jewish chocolate hair was so aromantic and perfcts . Just like me. We belonged together. I've been asking my new best gay homo friend Keith for advisse on what to so with axel, he told me that I had to apricel to him. He wouldn't waknna date some unnonticceable girl like ME!
I fagured Keith might know what he was doing since Sapporo was friends with Axel before Keith turned him into a ediyyy Homo. Keith promised nme that he wouldn't turn ael gay. Well actually he told mee that thinking that he can turn people gay? is very problematic:, but of course a dirty Ga..ylord like hie. would deny it. But still, even though Axel is on another level to anyone else, especialie that pansy Sopparo, Keith proved useful for onsse . He told me that I - obviously, wasn't the only one who wanted the sex god that, is axel greal and that I'd have to try and stand out amo!ngust :the rest, which is somethig I've tried my paste hardest not to do. I even died my hair brown. As opased to its natural coller of pink and blue. It's just not fair, normally I don't have to change myself for un guy but acel is different. I'll do hatever it takes for my booba boobooboo to notice me. WHATEV,ER IT TAKES!!! me and Keith were chin wargging away about axel graop
And that' when I loced eyes with the magestic fitty flirt that had been strolling .the thoughts of my mind for weeks. Axel Greg's. He was starting into my heterocuümie eyes as I blinked blind at him. There was a moment of blissful weakness mood. But Mr W.happle didnt like that were weren't paying attention en Francois OOPS! He came
over to Axel and told him to pya attention in class or heal be held back and punissed. I saw the light.
Why wasn't it ME being punished by mr whapple or shoul I say MRS whipple nipple? So you see... mr Whapfapllewas a cross dripster infiltrated our Christian baptis cummunion. He hosts a mid day Tea party broadcaste where he entertains all his loyal little mammals. No wonder axel grass was so draw to him. Who wouldn' want a peice of that Luxembourious bosom. You might already be aware but Keith is a filthy girl.
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My Guardian Angel (mermaid)
Romance100% not satire 100% true story. Very entertaining will maybe make you cry at the angst parts. Brought many to tears. Try not to get choked up. The story of a girl called lillie that was not like other girls, she liked creative writing and school. S...
