No Questions Asked (A KiriBaku Fic)

Chapter Eight: Shocking!

"Great, another Taco Bell that's banned us for life." Kaminari sighed, running a hand through his hair as he glanced over at his explosive companion.

"If they didn't want me to cuss them out, then they shouldn't have been advertising that weak fuckin' slop as 'spicy'." Bakugou grunted. "Fuckin pathetic."

"Swearing is one thing, nearly blowing the entire place up is another, Blasty."

"Oh shut up Dunceface! You're the one who short circuited their power grid!"

"Yeah well-!" 

DING!

Both boys paused their bickering as Kaminari held up a finger and pulled out his phone, glancing at the incoming message.

MANLY MAN: Hey man, you with Bakugou?

SHOCKSTAR: Yeah, just got kicked outta taco bell, what's up?

MANLY MAN: Need your guys' help... NQA

MANLY MAN: Come to the dorms now.

"What's the deal?" Bakugou glanced over Kaminari's shoulder.

"Kiri needs help, no questions asked." He replied, shutting off his phone. "Seems to be urgent."

Bakugou groaned and rolled his eyes. "The dumbass probably just got himself stuck in another wall. This'll be the fourth 'no questions asked' of his where all I've had to do is remind him to shut his stupid quirk off."

Kaminari laughed. "Nah, I don't think so. He asked for both of us, so maybe it'll be like that ostrich thing with you and Midoriya... Ya know, a three person job?"

Bakugou turned his head around so fast he nearly gave himself whiplash. "How the fuck did you know about that?"

"My room's right under you guys." He shrugged. "Heard the whole thing... Hope that Canadian girl got all her portals. Don't need any shadow demons creeping into my room at night. I wonder if she's cute?"

Bakugou smacked him on the back of the head. "She nearly got me and Deku killed, I don't give a shit if she's cute."

"You don't give a shit if any girls are cute." Kaminari teased. "Seriously! I've never met someone so disinterested in the opposite sex. Only one you seem to be interested in is Kiri-!"

BOOM!

Bakugou's hand connected with Kaminari's cheek as he let off an explosion with more bark than bite. It wouldn't hurt, just spook him a good deal.

"SHUT UP!"

That was the end of their girl-talk as Bakugou stomped off in the direction of the dorms.

He had more important things to worry about than girls. He was going to be the number one hero! He didn't need some lameass girlfriend slowing him down. Even if he was interested in dating, Pink Cheeks was the only girl who could even begin to keep up with him, and she was down bad for Deku... Despite his shitty-nerdiness.

He had a goal in mind, and he wasn't going to let anyone stand in his way. If he ever did get a partner of sorts, he wanted someone who could help him get to his goal, or, at the very least, wouldn't slow him down. Despite himself, he did have to admit that Kirishima was the only person that he could ever see filling that role in his life, albeit in a purely platonic way.

Kirishima was someone he wanted to keep around, as hard as that was to admit.

When the two got back to campus, they found an incredibly frazzled-looking Kirishima sitting on the steps outside of the dorm, anxiously tapping his foot against the stone of the walkway.