Incorrect Quotes

Darkwing Duck

Launchpad, watching power lines fall down: Gosalyn, Drake! The town is exploding and
it's very pretty!
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Drake: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Launchpad: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Drake: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Launchpad: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

Launchpad: Made you all playlists!
Launchpad: Gosalyn, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Launchpad: Drake, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Launchpad: And Morgana has the ABBA Gold album.
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Drake: My life is a mess.
Launchpad: Drake relax, go get a beer.
Drake: I don't want a beer.
Launchpad: Who said it was for you?
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Drake: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click
on the "power nap" button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Gosalyn.
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Quackerjack: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Megavolt: Oh, you've been?
Quackerjack: Once. In Monopoly.

Quackerjack: Okay, truth or dare?
Megavolt: Truth
Quackerjack: How many hours have you slept this week?
Megavolt:
Megavolt: ...Dare
Quackerjack: Go to bed.
Megavolt: I don't like this game.

Bushroot: I think we're missing something.
Quackerjack: Teamwork?
The Liquidator: Cohesion?
Megavolt: A general sense of what we're doing?

Bushroot, banging on the door: Quackerjack! Open up!
Quackerjack: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
The Liquidator: No, they meant-
Megavolt: Let them finish.

Honker: Gosalyn, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Gosalyn: Well of course I have.
Gosalyn: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Gosalyn: It's boring.

Honker: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Gosalyn: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

Megavolt: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Quackerjack: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Megavolt: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

The Liquidator: I would do anything for money.
*later*
The Liquidator, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

Steelbeak: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Steelbeak: If you can't beat them, dress better than them

Megavolt: (reads cover of a book in his hands, "Jokes: How to Make People laugh instead of Feel Bad")

Megavolt: (to himself) Jokes. (Opens book)

Megavolt: (clears throat, then looks at his awkward reflection in the mirror) Why did the chicken cross the road?

Megavolt: (looks down at the book) The chicken wanted to get to the other side of the road!

Megavolt: (Looks up and pauses before laughing awkwardly out loud, looks down at his book again quizzically) What's a chicken?

Liquidator: My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

(Below quotes are from the show Invader Zim)

Megavolt: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP!?!??!

Quackerjack: I made it myself!

Megavolt: I'm glad it had a happy ending after all.

Quackerjack: Me too.

Megavolt: YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU LIE DARKWING!!!!!

Darkwing Duck: I'M NOT LYING MEGAVOLT!!!!!

Megavolt: THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY????!!!!!