Pparkinson: Lol!
Hgranger: It's not funny Pans.
Paparkinson: Which one? The fact that a lot of people are probably mad at you for snagging Draco or the horrid look on Weasley's face rn? xD
Hgranger: Huh?
Pparkinson: I'd bet you the ring I'm wearing right now Weasley just read about your engagement. And I'm wearing a 16 carat serendibite.
Hgranger: I AM NOT ENGAGED.
Pparkinson: You happen to wear a Black sigil. You might as well be the Sacred Twenty Eight's Kate Middleton. Or Diana.
Hgranger: You know Diana died early, don't you? But that's besides the point!
Pparkinson: You are being a prune about this, what's wrong with you? Anyone would kill to be in your Louboutins.
Hgranger: I've just one pair of them. Not worth mentioning is it?
Pparkinson: Exactly. Just one. If I can have a dozen of Draco Malfoys from some cheap shop that sells imitations, there's no need for me to kill anyone.
Hgranger: Just tell me where he is Pans.
Pparkinson: I've no idea where he is. I promise.
Hgranger: Unbelievable! Remind me not to doubt the Slytherin loyalty.
Pparkinson: I swear on this $288000 jewelry, I don't know where he went. I barely have time to talk to anyone. You're just lucky I'm getting food from the great hall that I managed to respond to chat.
Pparkinson: Btw, gtg. I don't want to throw up food before I even eat it. I'm not sure if I'm more disgusted at Brown and Finnegan or your ex.
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"Relax." Draco said as he gently pushed Hermione to sit on the couch. "Don't tell me to relax Draco. This is not a small issue we're having." She said but she didn't stop him from making her sit.
"Has it not occured to you that perhaps the writer of that article is making a big fuss out of it?" Draco pointed out. "It has. But I don't blame her if this is the first time anyone has seen a Black sigil on an outsider." Hermione said, making a point as well.
"That's because you're the only girl I brought home." Draco said sitting next to her. "Correction. Your mother did. You escorted me back here from there." Hermione responded. Her expression still scolding.
"Either way. You're the only girlfriend I have. Isn't it normal for families of your partner to give you stuff?" Draco said as he shifted on his seat to look at her. He was wearing an amused expression on his face, Hermione wondered how she managed to not kiss him already.
Not another minute under his stare, she let out a sigh of resignation. "Molly Weasley knitted me scarves as Christmas gifts." She relayed.
"See?" Draco smiled as he pulled her to him. "My family's just a bit over the top with gifts." He added as he let her rest her head on the gap between his neck and shoulder.
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The Social Media Wars
FanfictionA week into the break up sees Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley engaged in a discreet social media war. Or so they thought. When Ron changed his facebook profile picture, Hermione did the best comeback that made her ex unfriend her.
