some belussy oneshots

Late night talks

UwUGirl!Belos X DiscordMod!Bump

After a long trip home from school I put my school bag down and I go to my room to take a shower, I then placed on my pink wig and did my make up and got on discord. I open the Goofy Goobers server and I see that my master was on voice chat alone, I joined and He immediately noticed "Hello Kitten, You joined daddy just in time." I giggled and I did my UwU Voice "teehee, I couldnt wait to talk to you master! UwU" He then let out a low chuckle "What are you wearing, Kiitten?" I rolled my eyes. I was wearing my 'DOING SUS THINGS' amongus T-Shirt and shorts "Im wearing some kitty lingerie master! With thigh high socks and cat ears OwO" He hummed in response and asked me "Do you want to do something naughty kitten?" "Depends, what is it~!" He then sent me a cam girl link "You do this for me." I Gagged quietly, He knows what i look like but I wasnt wearing lingerie or cat ears. "Not now daddy. Is there something else?" he then said "Send me a picture of your thighs and feet and send me your bath water, Kitten." He growled and i assumed he licked his lips due to the sound i heard a 'CHAEILP' sound "Okay daddy, onwy if you give me 4 months nitwo!" "Deal, Kitten." He sent me the nitro and i sent him thigh pictures and after I took a shower and I stored the water in a small jar and sent it to my master. After hours I came back and we started talking, we left the voice chat and i groaned. I cant fucking believe i have to do this as a side job to pay rent. I went on my main account to see I had a friend request from ♡|Honeybun|♡#6345, I froze 'How the hell did he find my account' I declined and I went on the Emperors Coven and dmed my best friend Kishke.

xX_Belos69_Xx: Girl.. Can I call you?

Kishke: Sure thang gurlie wurlie burlie churlie pearly white teeth~!

i giggled and called her. "Whats up belos?" shee asked in a cheerful tone and I sighed "Remember my discord daddy?" Kishke replied with an "Mhm!" "well.. He found my main account, I dont know how but he did! What if he... finds out? I could get doxxed or even worse- i can lose my Nitro source!" Kishke giggled "You need to be like me and have alot of discord mod daddies." I groaned and rolled my eyes "And who exactly are your daddies."

"well Theres Ur mom, Hunter, Raine, Eda, Elijah and Odalia" My jaw hangs open in disbelief "What ever, what should i do about bumpie-poo?" "Just act like nothing happened!" I gulp and run my fingers through my hair, forgetting i still had the wig on. "Fine, thanks Kishke.." "No problem belos!" shee immediately ended the call and I stare at the screen rethinking my life choices, Im 23 and doing this when I could literally just work at McDonalds.

T/S (TIME SKIP)

Once I get home from school I do my daily routine and I get on my UwU Girl account but this time I'm in a maid dress and cat ears. (Creds to kishke for this pic)

I see 131 DMs from bumpie, I gulp and as I was about to click on the DM I receive a call from Bumpie I hesitantly accept and I was Immediately greeted with yelling "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME??? IS THAT EVEN YOUR REAL VOICE" I was shocked and scared, he knew I was fake. "What do you mean daddy? O^O" he slams his table and growls in a low monotone voice "STOP PRETENDING WHORE, KISHKE TOLD ME! YOUR A FUCKING FRAUD IM GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL YOU SON OF A BI-" Before he could finish I hang up and He DMS me

♡|Honeybun|♡: Answer me.

hellokittyfan(つ˘◡˘)づ♥: You cant make me.

♡|Honeybun|♡: Are you testing me?

and with that I blocked him, I leave the Goofy Goobers server and unfriend all of his friends so He couldn't contact me. I go onto my main account and I block Kishke, I couldn't believe my best friend did that too me. I ban her from the emperors coven server and I take off the maid dress I was wearing and I go to lay on my bed and I cry myself to sleep. I was sleeping when I heard a loud thud and I go to investigate what it was, I decided to check up on my roommate Alador "Door, did you hear that?" He groaned "Belos go back to sleep you probably forgot to take your pills again." I was offended by that statement since I did take my PALSI-XMEN SPONSORED BY BARBIE. I roll my eyes and leave his room to check the kitchen and I see none other than Bumpie but he had long wings with horns, a halo, and he was wearing a long wedding dress "YOU AREN'T THE CUTE UWU GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE!" I back away in fear as he charges at me and tackles me to the ground. I try to pry him off me but failed. He ripped my clothes off and chopped off my 4 inch penis and I screamed in pain as he ate it, he hit me in the head and I passed out.

I wake up to see myself in a hospital Bed, confused I look to the side to see a calendar, It was June 2. How long was I out for? I hear someone open the door and gasp. I look over at the person to see a nurse with blue hair "Oh my god you're awake! I must inform Edalyn immediately" I asked her what the hell was going on "You've been in a coma for 5 months." My eyes widened as I try to process everything and the blue hair lady leaves the room. I see my phone beside me and I open it to find hundreds of notifications from discord and I read everything. Apparently Bump attacked me and chopped my penis-

"Wait.."
I look down hesitantly and I lift the blanket up to see that I no longer had a dick. I start to panic and I cry as I realised that i was unable to piss now... After crying I grow angry and Everything around me starts floating and I teleport to bump who was in a discord call with his new kitten, Kishke. I attacked bump and ate his hair and legs as he pleaded for mercy. But it was not enough, he took everything away from me and put me in a coma for 5 months. Im going to do the same for him.

Authors note:
USHEHWHEH IM SO SORRY IF YOUR READING THIS ITS ALL A JOKE PLS DONT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY I GOT THIS IDEA FROM MY FRIEND KISHKE 😭