Glitchy was working at their cafe with Kishke, Fast, and Izzy. While glitchy was scrolling through their phone the bell on the door ringed and glitch looked up to see A handsome bald blue man in a tight handsome black suit. Glitch blushed and the handsome hot man ordered "ill have a sexy wexy mexy coffee with a sexy dab of sugar hunny bunch sugar plum" glitch blushed as his heart was being eaten by kishke and izzy. "Whats your name sir?" "Megamund." *Megamind... so hot.." glitchy thought to themself and they saw another hot man walk in and push megamind asside "give me a coffee bbg!" Glitch became red acrylic paint and magically gave The hot handsome man his coffee along with Megazaddy. The two started fighting over glitch and izzy, Fast and kishke started singing to add drama. The two handsome men started to get into a cat fight til glitch had enough
"Enough! Ive decided who I want to be with.."
They both stared at him in fear as glitch took out his sonic potion and drank the whole bottle and became purple as mordecai came out from the shadows below "m-mordecai?!" He chuckled and took glitch by the waist. "Stay away from him..." mordecai growled in a monotone voice as megamind spoke up "thats a pe-" "EXCHSE ME? THATS MY HUSBAND." mordecai soon grew wings and choked Ohare and Megamind to a crisp and kissed glitch "Lets go, my discord kitten"
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give me nitro- mordecai!
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some belussy oneshots
Fanfictionno one deserves belos belussy. And like dont take this seriously since its just jokes i make with my friends and shizzz i dont know how to write its just fun 😭
