Chapter 9: How To Fail Your Senior Year

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When it comes to failing your senior year, well I'm sorry but I personally find it so extremely stupid to do something like that. I'd assume you would want to get out of high school and try to actually be fully independent and be responsible for yourself. But, if you're actually wanting to fail your senior year however many times you want, here's my personal guide that's guaranteed to work.

Step 1: Buy no writing utensils

Step 2: Refuse to do any of the work assigned because of your 'no utensils'

Step 3: Get yourself suspended multiple times because of 'insubordination'

Step 4: Become recommended for expulsion by your school district

Step 5: Become expelled from your current school district

Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5 until you are satisfied with yourself, eventually knowing that you won't get anywhere in life without getting your high school diploma.

I cannot believe that someone would consider wanting to fail senior year. You need a high school diploma to do most of everything in life, and it concerns me how people think nowadays, and makes me so concerned for my future, as well as others. Many jobs that require to be eighteen years old or older also will require to have a high school diploma or even an associate degree, which would mean you wouldn't be able to get the job, and next thing you know, many years later, you'd still have no high school diploma, and you'd still be living in your Mother's basement, becoming an embarrassment to your peers and make many divisions across your family. 

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