When it comes to ingredients to make myself, it's very hard to come by the ingredients. If you really want to try to make me, then you should definitely start hunting down the ingredients.
2 Cups of Anxiety ½ Cup of Humor
6 Cups of Patience ½ Cup of Anger
1 Cup of Silence ⅛ Cup of Virtue
¾ Tbs. of Integrity 10 Cups of Intelligence
Pour and mix the Intelligence and Patience together. Continue to mix until well combined.
While continuing to mix, add Anger, Virtue, and Integrity. Continue until you see some smoke appear.
After seeing the smoke, add Silence and stir vigorously until well combined. Smoke will eventually dissipate.
In another bowl, mix Anxiety and Humor together until you get a funny but scary looking consistency.
Pour the Anxiety and Humor mixture into the bigger mixture and knead straightly afterwards.
Put in the oven at 500 degrees for three minutes or until a light and golden color.
Congratulations! You just finished and baked the recipe for, well, me!
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My Autobiography
NonfiksiI did this as a final for my English 12 class, and I figured I'd share it here in case anyone finds it to be supportive or helpful to read.
