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『Section 1. Getou Suguru's POV』

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✰Omoide no yokocho✰ episode #104 transcript — excerpt 〚December 29, 2019〛

SATORU: Tun Tun TUNNNN—

SUGURU: We have post effects for that, Satoru—

SATORU: TUNNNNN! Welcome to Omoide no yokocho's second-year anniversary episode! [laughs]

SATORU: Oh shit, I forgot to do the opening thing.

SUGURU: And that's why I'm here. [SATORU, from the background: Hey, you always do the opening—] Welcome to Omoide no yokocho, where two totally credible life gurus who are not at all just two college students give you advice in love, life, and love life! [clears throat] Disclaimer: following our advice may or may not lead to catastrophic events and/or jail time.

SATORU: We should change that.

SUGURU: Yeah, we should. It sucks.

SATORU: Exactly, and so does this podcast. We're really thankful to everyone who's given us support for this long.

SUGURU: That was smooth.

SATORU: As expected from me!

SUGURU: [snickering] We've prepared a special episode for you guys today, but I think you already know based on that Twitter thing we ran a few days ago where we asked you to submit questions for us to answer. Not that it's any different from our usual segments, but today we don't filter out the questions.

SATORU: This is going to be derogatory for our brand.

SUGURU: We had a brand?

SATORU: Yeah, like...you know. This. [scratching sounds from cloth catching on the microphone] Everything.

[Silence.]

SUGURU: Okay, so let's start—

SATORU: You didn't even react—

SUGURU: Our first question is, Happy anniversary, memory lane! [SATORU: That's not even a question, and that's not even our podcast name!] Thank you for your greeting. The question is, who would you do a collab with next?

SATORU: These people really don't want action where it's just us. You guys can't see me right now but I'm pouting.

SUGURU: ...The answer to that is we don't actually know. Stay tuned, I guess.

SATORU, from the background: Suguru—I'm going to narrate all the expressions I'm doing so it's more immersive.

SUGURU, also from the background: Are we making the 4D podcast?

SATORU, directly into the microphone: We are now introducing the 4D podcast.

SUGURU: We are also introducing the second question. Satoru?

SATORU, a normal distance away from the microphone: Yes, so here it is—is Suguru available? Haha, Suguru, are you available?

SUGURU: No, I'm not.

SATORU: Good to know! Our third question is—

SUGURU: Actually, we have—

SATORU: The question here is—

SUGURU: It's rude to interrupt someone when they're talking, Satoru.

SATORU: I just remembered that we're answering seventy questions in forty-five minutes, so we should hurry up.