< BAU Friends >
< Wednesday
< 10:21 am
Hotch: how's the case coming guys??
Y/n: me and Derek are almost done with all the suspects!!
Spencer: still think it's dumb that you aren't working with me 🙄🙄
Derek: well learn to play nice with others Reid 👏👏
Spencer: why don't you let her speak for herself 😑
Derek: stop staring at her, it's creepy 🔪🔪
Y/n: let's go Morgan! We have a lead! 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Spencer: so you're seriously ignoring me?
Y/n: Derek talked to you enough 🤷♀️
Spencer: you're letting him talk for you? 🤨🤨
Y/n: and what about it? 🤨🤨
Spencer: it's pathetic 🖕
Hotch: REID!! My office NOW! 💥💥💥
Spencer: fine 🧍♂️
Derek: I could snap that kid like a damn leaf 🤾🤾
Y/n: and so could I but we can't think about that right now, we have a case 🤺🤺
Emily: girlies we seein this?👀👀
Garcia: oh yeah we are 😏😏
Jj: never thought I'd see the day 👁👄👁
Rossi: I see what you are talking about now Garcia, I boat it too 👍👍
Garcia: my love it's "ship it" 🥹🥹
Rossi: a boat is a ship 🤨
Emily: y'know what Rossi, you're right, I boat them too!! 💅💅
Jj: they are boated!! ☺️☺️
Rossi: yay I feel like part of the group!!!😊😊
Garcia: I love that old man sometimes 😌
Rossi: love you too penny 🫶🫶
Hotch: y'all where'd Reid go?👹👹
Derek: what do you mean?
Y/n: wasn't he in your office??👀👀
Hotch: he went to the bathroom and hasn't been back 😑😑
Y/n: well that's not fucking good 👁👄👁
Emily: you think he left on his own or was taken?
Hotch: definitely left on his own, his bags gone 🙄🙄
Rossi: he does know he can't just leave whenever he fucking wants right? 💥💥
Derek: Rossi you alright? You never swear.
Rossi: the kids just been on my nerves as of late ✋✋
Jj: same and working with him is annoying as I do all the work 🤌🤌
Hotch: I'll find him and Jj you can join y/n and Derek for today
Y/n: Yay Jj!!! 💅💅
Emily: okay what has got you so happy today?🤨🤨
Y/n: Hotch!!🤸♂️
Garcia: honey what?
Y/n: Hotch is letting me keep some accommodations in his office for my adhd!!! 💃💃💃
Garcia: oh that's amazing lovely!! 💖💖
Emily: he lets me do that too!!! 🫡🫡
Y/n: you have adhd too??😯
Emily: I do!! 😊
Derek: same!!😌😌
Y/n: adhd club!!! 🥰🥰
Garcia: can I be apart if I have autism?👉👈
Y/n: absolutely!!! 🥳🥳
Jj: me too? I have ocd 🤌🤌
Y/n: yes of course Jj!! 🥰🥰🥰
Rossi: I know I'm neurotypical but if you guys are actually making a club you can host at my house, I'll cook!!👍👍
Derek: we love you Rossi!! We will make this an official club!! 🫶🫶
Garcia: the ND club!! 💃💃
Y/n: YESS!! 💖💖
Emily: y'all got me all smiley 😊😊
Jj: same ☺️☺️
Hotch: am I invited? Idk if anxiety counts but yeah can I come? 🙂
Y/n: of course boss man!! All is welcome 💖💖
Spencer: can I come?
Derek: expect you 🤾
Spencer: jokes on you guys anyways, I'm neurotypical 🖕🖕
Garcia: you say that like being neurodivergent is a bad thing ☹️
Emily: yeah what's that supposed to mean Reid 🤨🤨
Spencer: I'm just not stupid ✋✋
Y/n:.......
Garcia:.......
Emily:...............
Jj:...................
Derek: here we go.........
Hotch: REID GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BULLPEN RIGHT NOW AND GO STRAIGHT TO MY OFFICE!! YOU ARE DEAD YOU HEAR ME!!! 💥💥💥💥💥
Spencer: it was a joke 🧍♂️
Rossi: kid. Go to the office now.
< 2:43 pm
Y/n: is everyone okay?
Garcia: yeah the yelling through the walls of Hotchs office stressed me out a bit but I have my headphones in now 👍👍
Emily: I'm still mad at Reid 👹👹
Jj: same. I kinda wanna slap him. More than once. 😑😑
Derek: that's how we know it's bad, mama Jj never goes to violence 👁👄👁
Y/n: I don't blame her the slightest 💅💅
Rossi: would you kiddos like to come to mine tonight for dinner??
Jj: yes please! Will has the kids tonight! 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Derek: did I miss something? Are you and will not together? 🤨🤨
Jj: we are not! We got divorced on good terms though, it was a mutual thing where we just wanted different things, we share the kids!
Derek: I don't know wether or not to say sorry so I'm just going to say good for you 👍
Jj: that works Morgan! Don't stress over words!!☺️☺️
Y/n: Emily wanna ride on the back of my bike to Rossi's??😏😏
Emily: absolutely!!💃💃
Rossi: I can give you girls a ride if you only have a bicycle 😌
Y/n: you're sweet Rossi but it's my motorcycle ✨🏍💨
Rossi: ah! See you there then! 🫶🫶
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BAU group chat + y/n
FanfictionSo much chaos and crack Be warned of swearing, fem!y/n, lgbtq themes, neurodivergent themes, dark humor and dark topics in general Y/n shipped poly with some of the characters We don't hate on Will here 🤌🤌 We Stan Garcia and Rossi in this house...
