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< Saturday
< 11:35 am
Y/n: WOOO LONG BEACH BITCHES 💃💃💃
Jj: there's a murderer on the loose why are you happy? 👀👀
Y/n: I CAN GO SHOW ALL MY BOYFRIENDS TO THE BEST SPOTS IN TOWN 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Emily: I love you have to say "boyfriends", you're a whore 🏃🏃
Y/n: ME?! 💥💥
Emily: yeah kinda 😒
Hotch: Emily why are you so pissy??
Rossi: nah fr you've been a bitch all day 🧍♂️
Derek: we skipping over Rossi saying fr and Hotch saying pissy??? 😃😃
Emily: I HAVE NOT! Y/n is just a slug
Emily: slut* 💅💅
Y/n: BITCH YOURE JUST JEALOUS I CAN GET A MAN 🖕🖕
Spencer: actually three although I'm not cis 😌
Y/n: TAKE THAT PRENTISS I HAVE THREE PARTNERS AND YOU CANT EVEN GET ONE 🔫🔫🔫
Emily: I WOULDNY WANT THREE PARTNERS THATS UNSTABLE AS HELL 🔪🔪🔪
Y/n: UNSTABLE?!?! ✋✋
Emily: ONE OF THEM IS BOUND TO LEAVE OR GET JEALOUS OF THE OTHERS 👹👹👹
Garcia: Emily........
Y/n: FUCK YOU THEY ARENT LEAVE ME ⚱️⚱️⚱️
Emily: YET ⚰️⚰️
Y/n: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A CUNT?! 🔥🔥🔥
Emily: WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN HAPPY ALL THE TIME?!? ☄️☄️☄️
Y/n: IM NOT IM JUST HAVING A GOOD DAY OR I WAS 😡😡
Emily: YOURE JUST MAD I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH 😱😱
Y/n: WHAT TRUTH IS THAT 🤨🤨🤨
Emily: YOURE GONNA GET LEFT DUMBASS 😤😤😤
Derek: Emily would you stop ✋✋
Hotch: prentiss why don't you take a walk with me
Emily: why the hell would I do that?! You're awful at talking about your problems and you expect me to trust you to give me advice 🖕🖕
Hotch: prentiss go sit down and get some air
Emily: no fuck you 🤪🤪
Hotch: prentiss I am your captain and I am ordering you to step away from the case 🫵🫵🫵
Emily: FINE FUCK YOU 💥💥💥
* Emily has left the chat*
Jj: did she actually just leave? 😦
Garcia: afraid so love bug
Jj: em 🥺🥺
Rossi: I'm talking to her 🤌🤌
Hotch: update me if you think she needs a day
Rossi: will do Aaron 👍👍
Y/n: what'd I even do? ☹️
Spencer: nothing, nothing at all
Derek: you were just excited to show us places and she didn't like that for some reason 😶
Hotch: you can go to the store with Spencer, we need some more gloves 🫡🫡
Spencer: you can drive 🤭🤭
YOU ARE READING
BAU group chat + y/n
FanfictionSo much chaos and crack Be warned of swearing, fem!y/n, lgbtq themes, neurodivergent themes, dark humor and dark topics in general Y/n shipped poly with some of the characters We don't hate on Will here 🤌🤌 We Stan Garcia and Rossi in this house...
