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< Monday
< 2:16 am
Derek: I don't know if anyones awake but I swear to god I'm about to suffocate 🤺🤺🤺🤺
Jj: why what's wrong?
Derek: REID IS CRUHSING MY LUNGS 💥💥💥
Emily: reid?
Derek: he's on my chest but he's SO FUCKIN BONY THAT ITS MAKING IT HARD TO BREATHE ✋✋✋✋
Garcia: love why is he on your chest in the first place? 🧐🧐
Derek: THATS ON YOU 🫵🫵🫵
Garcia: ME WHATD I DO???? 🤨🤨🤨
Derek: you told him that it COULDVE been the killer last night and now he refuses to sleep in his room with only Hotch 🤾🤾🤾
Jj: are all four of you sharing a bed again? 😶
Hotch: yeah but I'm not crushing anyone 👍👍
Derek: no you know how to keep your personal space unlike SOMEONE 🙄🙄
Garcia: okay it's not my fault that reid is terrified of random noises 😑😑
Derek: I just want to move him but then he'll either be crushing y/n or on the floor 😭😭
Hotch: I can pick him up and put him on the empty bed if you want 🥸
Derek: he'd cry 🫠🫠
Jj: Whys he crushing Derek and not just on the bed?
Hotch: okay to give you an idea of how we are, I'm on the far left, y/n is in the middle, then Derek, reid was on Morgan's side but shifted to be on Derek's chest with only one leg not fully on top of Derek 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Derek: you are sleeping next to him tomorrow night if he doesn't get over this 🖕🖕
Hotch: alright but I'll shove him off me before suffocating like you 🤝🤝
Y/n: guys it's two am go to bed 🥱🥱
Jj: no me and Emily are playing poker with Rossi👹👹👹
Garcia: and I'm on the phone with Kevin 🫶🫶
Rossi: EMILY FUCKIN BEAT ME 🔫🔫🔫
Y/n: Derek you can just move reid if you haven't slept 🫡🫡
Derek: you guys don't understand, he. Will. Cry. 🥲🥲
Garcia: tell him it's fine cause he's still not alone💖💖💖
Derek: OH MY GOD HIS ARMS ARE AROUND MY NECK WITH A DEATH GRIP 🥊🥊🥊🥊
Y/n: * 1 image attached *
Hotch: you guys look so cozy 😌
Garcia: AWE REID AND MORGAN ARE SO CUTE 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Jj: DEREKS SO PISSED OFF BUT REIDS SO CALM 😚😚😚
Derek: * 1 image attached *
Derek: WOULD YOU TWO STOP GRINNING 😡😡😡😡
Jj: HOTCHS LITTLE SMIRK 🤭🤭🤭
Rossi: y/n looks so proud of herself 🤩🤩
Emily: I'm printing and hanging both of these side by side 👍👍
Garcia: hey guys I just had a thought 😶😶
Derek: what is it baby girl, that you should leave Kevin and go find someone way hotter cause he's kinda greasy?? BECAUSE I AGREEEEEEEE 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Garcia: WOULD YOU STOP HATING ON MY MAN 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Emily: ignoring that, what'd you think of Penny?
Garcia: when did Hotch, y/n, Morgan and Reid become polyamorous 🤨🤨
Hotch: become what?
Garcia: pol·y·am·o·rous
/ˌpälēˈam(ə)rəs/ adjective:
characterized by or involved in the practice of engaging in multiple romantic (and typically sexual) relationships, with the consent of all the people involved.💃💃💃💃
Emily: basically wanting to date more than one person at a time but not cheating, like if you and y/n and Derek and Reid were to date together, a four way relationship 🫡🫡🫡
Hotch: wait not everyone feels like that? 🧍♂️
Jj: boss????
Hotch: I thought everyone wanted more than one partner🏃🏃🏃
Y/n: a lot of people only want one partner and would never think of having more than one 🤌🤌
Hotch: fuck gotta go reevaluate my life real quick 🚶🏼♂️🚶🏼♂️
Garcia: Hotch are you ????poly???🤨🤨
Hotch: looks that way Garcia 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Rossi: I really thought you would've figured this out by now Aaron 🫡🫡
Hotch: what why???
Rossi: before you and Haley were married you'd go out dancing with like four people at a time and bring all four of them back to your hotel room 👹👹👹
Hotch: I thought I asked you to not talk about that 🤨
Rossi: and? I ignore you all the time. 🖕🖕
Emily: hehe Rossi's all mad that I beat him, TWICE 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Derek: he acts like he's never played reid in poker 🧍♂️
Emily: I BEAT HIM TOO 💃💃💃
Jj: back to Hotch- are you all dating?? Like??? Is that what's going on??? 🤨🤨🤨
Derek: I don't know you guys are confusing me!!!!! 💥💥💥
Y/n: sweetheart you are so sleep deprived it hurts 🫠🫠
Hotch: that's it I'm moving reid you need sleep, he can crush me a bit 🏃🏃🏃
Garcia: I think that's all the conformation we need 😶😶
Jj: when did their boat turn into a yacht 🧍♂️
Rossi: YACHT YACHT 👏👏👏
Garcia: YACHT LOOK AT THE YACHT 🫵🫵🫵
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BAU group chat + y/n
FanfictionSo much chaos and crack Be warned of swearing, fem!y/n, lgbtq themes, neurodivergent themes, dark humor and dark topics in general Y/n shipped poly with some of the characters We don't hate on Will here 🤌🤌 We Stan Garcia and Rossi in this house...
