~ Revenge ~ [BFB AU/Fanfic] ~

Prologue

(The prologue takes place on the last episode of TPOT.)

"Alright contestants!" Two shouted out loud for everyone to hear, even though there was only two objects standing in front of them: Pen and Blackhole.

"Uh- Two, we're standing right next to you, no need to shout so loudly." Pen scratched at his cap, clearly nervous.

"Right. Sorry about that Pen. Anyways, this is a very special moment for the two of you, I'll let you guys talk for a few seconds while I finish getting ready for the ceremony!"

"Soo, Pe-" Blackhole started before getting interrupted by Two.

"I'm done! Hope you enjoyed your chatting time, but we've got no time to waste!" The numeral clapped their hands, teleporting the finalists to the top of the building.

At the top, were the former contestants and the recommended characters, waiting for something.

"Okay Two! You teleported every single one of us here on this roof because you had something VERY important to say. Then, you go jumping off the roof before answering our questions! What is it?" Fries asked, bored.

Two cleared their throat a couple of times before answering.

"So- uh, guys.. I do in fact have a confession to make."

This got everyone raising their eyebrows.

"There was a tie in the votes!" Two exclaimed as TV showed the results for everyone to see.

"Then who won?" Donut asked.

"Nobody! Because...." Two pulled a string, blasting confetti and unrolling a banner with words in all caps saying:

"HAH I PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU!"

"Uh... what..?" Lightning stared at the banner, then back at Two, then back at the banner.

"Hush now! I'M talking!" Two clapped their hands about sixteen times to stop the yelling and confusion so they could hear the number.

"Wait, so did you lie about the tie or something?" Naily asked, sitting next to Bomby.

Before Two could respond, Golf Ball stepped out of the crowd and glared at them.

"I know what's going on here."

"Golf Ball wha-" Tennis Ball started, but she only pushed him aside.

"TWO here" She motioned towards Two. "Did NOT lie about the votes. TV wouldn't show votes if it were a lie anyways.." She cleared her throat. "They DID in fact, lie about the SHOW instead."

Every single object on the building had their eyes on Two.

"Huh.. I didn't think there were any smart objects here, judging by how badly most of you guys did in the challenges..." Two simply stated, earning an offended look from Golf Ball.

"Are you saying she was right then? I HATE YOU!" Fanny walked up to Two and stomped on their foot.

"OW! HEY! Seriously, why would I give away my LIMITLESS power?"