~ Revenge ~ [BFB AU/Fanfic] ~

Chapter 8: Ah! My Ears, They Bleed!

Bracelety's story of what happened

"And with only 27,763 votes.... Ice Cube is, unfortunately... eliminated." Ice Cube only sighed, as she kind of expected this to happen.

She walked over to Two so they could eliminate her, but before the numeral could even open their hands, a blurry cyan figure tackled Two to the ground.

"YOU CAN'T ELIMINATE ICE CUBE! YOU CANNOT! SHE HAS TO WIN! ICE CUBE IS THE BEST OBJECT IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. YOU! CAN'T! ELIMINATE! HER!" She punched Two over and over again and finally turned TV. "TV THIS IS A MISTAKE. YOU-YOU MISCALCULATED! THE VOTES WERE JUST MESSED UP.. SHE'S...SHE'S NOT ELIMINATED!" She punched Two again, this time, the number was prepared and held their hands up to form a shield thingy just in time to block about 47 punches in the face.

Meanwhile, all the other contestants were forming a crowd. Most of them, like Ice Cube, had their eyes widened in shock. Some even wanted to join.

"GO BRACELETY!!!!!" Snowball yelled. Soon, the whole crowd was cheering for her.

Of course, Two had better plans and slowly lifted Bracelety off of themselves, lifting her up in the air with his powers.

The crowd booed, yelling at Two, who ignored everyone.

"Well- that was.. something.." They brushed themselves off, which made them stop using their powers, which made them put Bracelety back down, meaning that she had the right amount of time to ram right into Two and tackle him again. This time, she knew exactly what to say.

"ELIMINATE SOMEONE ELSE RIGHT NOW AND UN-ELIMINATE ICE CUBE OR I WILL SPEND THE ENTIRE  REST OF YOUR LIFE SCREAMING IN YOUR EAR TO THE POINT WHERE YOU BECOME DEAF. NON-STOP. 24/7. AND IF YOU TRY TO KILL ME I WILL SCREAM LOUDER. NONE OF YELLOW FACE'S PRODUCTS WILL EVER BLOCK THE NOISES. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET AT LEAST 3,972 PUNCHES IN THE FACE EVERY SINGLE DAY. YOUR CONTESTANTS WILL FIND IT SO ANNOYING THAT THEY WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO COMPETE AND..AND. AND... AND THE VIEWERS WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO WATCH ANYMORE BECAUSE THE SHOW WOULD BE RUINED BECAUSE SOME ANNOYING OBJECT WON'T STOP SCREAMING EVERY TIME THEY CLICK A NEW EPISODE AND IT WOULD BE YOUR FAULT ENTIRELY BECAUSE YOU DECIDED NOT TO LISTEN. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR AWAY YOU GET FROM ME BECAUSE THERE WILL BE A CONSTANT RINGING IN YOUR EAR. AND THAT RINGING WILL GET LOUDER AND LOUDER BECAUSE I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU. IF YOU DARE EVEN ELIMINATE ICE CUBE ONCE THIS IS THE PUNISHMENT YOU GET. NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO HELP YOU BECAUSE THEY ABSOLUTELY DESPISE YOU. FOUR WON'T DO ANYTHING. ONE WON'T DO ANYTHING. SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, THREE, FIVE, SIX, NOT EVEN X WILL DO ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU ALMOST TOOK FOUR AWAY FROM THEM. YOU MADE FOUR GO INTO A WHOLE OTHER UNIVERSE SOMEWHERE IN THEIR HEAD BECAUSE YOU TOOK CONTESTANTS AWAY FROM THEIR OWN SHOW THAT THEY CREATED AND IT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH THE OBJECTS ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. FOUR WOULD MORE THAN LIKELY PUNCH YOU AND ZAP YOU AS MANY TIMES AS THEY WANTED. NOT EVEN PENCIL OR MATCH WOULD WANT TO HELP YOU. WHY? BECAUSE NOBODY. LIKES. YOU. THESE OBJECTS ONLY WANTED TO COMPETE BECAUSE YOU HAD POWER. WHICH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO FOUR'S PRIZE BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. IF YOU ELIMINATE ICE CUBE YOU WILL SUFFER FROM ETERNAL DOOM AND PUNISHMENT FOREVER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. IT WOULD BE SO PAINFUL THAT YOU WOULD WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO JUST DIE. BUT YOU WOULD BE AFRAID OF DYING BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD HAVE THE GUTS TO RECOVER YOU! AND WHY YOU ASK? WELL IT'S REALLY SIMPLE. IF YOU HAD A BRAIN, YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE IT OUT BUT YOU DON'T SO THERE YOU GO. THERE'S PROBLEM NUMBER ONE! YOUR VERY STUPID! PROBLEM NUMBER TWO? YOU EXIST! THAT'S A PROBLEM ALREADY! YOU EXISTING IS THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU AND ALL THE OTHER OBJECTS HERE ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T REMEMBER THE REASON ON WHY IM EVEN DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHICH WAS A FEW HUNDRED WORDS AGO. YOU CAN'T ELIMINATE ME TO GET RID OF ME EITHER BECAUSE I WILL JUST END UP BACK IN THE EXIT AND WHEN I APPEAR IN THE EXIT I'LL JUST TELL FOUR TO BRING ME BACK HERE AND BE DONE WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW ANNOYING I CAN BE AND THEY ABSOLUTELY DESPISE YOU! YOU WILL SUFFER BECAUSE PAIN EXISTS. I HOPE YOU'RE NEARLY DEAF NOW AND THE OTHER OBJECTS HATE YOU EVEN MORE NOW BECAUSE YOUR THE WHOLE ENTIRE REASON ON WHY THEY HAD TO HEAR ME YELLING OVER AN ELIMINATION!" And with that, she walked away from Two, rubbing her hands as she had punched and slapped the number once for every word spoken. (563 times.)