Akaza x Douma Oneshot

Skulduggery Pleasant

Genre:Fluff
AU:Skulduggery Pleasant
Info:Skulduggery-Douma
Valkyrie-Akaza
Platonic
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It was early morning,around 4,when rapping on the window woke up Akaza.He groaned in annoyance,turning on his side,back facing the window.Yet the knocking continued.Groaning with annoyance,he dragged his half-awake self  over to the window and threw it open.Glaring at the grinning detective who just pushed himself through,into the room.

"Hello sidekick," the blond grinned,snapping his fingers together and lighting a small flame on the tip of his index finger.The room wasn't even that dark,a small desk lamp was on."What the fuck do you want at this time of the morning?" The pinkette groaned as he climbed back into the bed,throwing the dark blue sheets over his frame.It was far too early for him to be dealing with this shit.With a giggle,the detective dragged the sheets off with minimal effort,throwing it in the corner."C'mon let's go!We have business to attend to!" With easy the taller picked up his sidekick who yelped with surprise and swung his arms around his neck."Still as light as ever!" He joked as he climbed through the window and onto the slanted roof,shifting the air so that it didn't hurt when they landed on the grass."I have a eating disorder prick," Akaza reminded when he was put down,muttering about that fact he was still in shorts and a tank top.The clothes he slept in.

During the drive,Akaza managed to find one of his old hoodies that was still big on him.Climbing into the back seat to reach the magenta coloured item.He slipped on the clothing item and sigh in relief,it was made by Nakime Otokawa,a magician that made clothes.Kept him from dying on multiple occasions.

"So you look happy!" Douma commented as he peered through the rear view mirror,tapping on the driving wheel."Sod off,it's fucking 5:15 am!" The pinkette whined as he climbed into the passenger seat again.

Random conversations popped here and there but nothing too interesting.

"How's your necromancy lessons coming along?" Those lessons were the last thing that came to his mind lately.Akaza thought for a moment,snuggled into his special hoodie then spoke."Alright,Koku hasn't really taught me anything new..." he paused before continuing. "How did you die?" He heard a small chuckle,this question was commonly asked but never was answered.Always a 'I'll tell you when you're an adult' or 'It's a long story' even 'It's not that important'.This time was no different."It's a long story Hakuji," God that grinded his gears.Lashing out with his left leg,he hit Douma straight in the side of his hip and the truck swerved slightly."Not when I'm driving!" Douma stated as he swatted at his sidekick,not actually hitting but giving a warning."Don't call me Hakuji then," Akaza crossed his arms and leaned against the car door,sticking his tongue out in a more childish manner."Deal," the dead man agreed.