You may think that having a boyfriend that is a shapeshifter is fun and it is for a while.Before the pranks start.
August 15th 2020
I was peacefully doing my work at my desk like normal because I have to do a job.We live in the countryside,an hour away from any city or large town.It's nice.
Our house:
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The black cat belongs to a nice old couple that live a few minutes away.
Anyways,we have a white cat.
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This is her^ We called her Yumi
Yumi usually comes and jumps onto my desk to bathe in the sun light.Anyways that's what she did or at least that what I thought she did.She was meowing at me and sitting on my work so I kissed her on her head.Then,Douma appeared at out thin fucking air.He had shapeshifted to look like our fucking cat to get my attention because I had been ignoring him all day!Well sorry I have a job to provide for us!
August 17th 2020
So Douma finally convinced me to get a dog,the pup is nice enough
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Never under stood why he wanted that dog^ but he's now ours.We,more like Douma,named him Koku after one of our friends Kokushibo for some unknown reason that I can't be bothered to find out.Anyways for some odd reason Douma decided he'd transform into a chicken.Yes a chicken.My boyfriend is a complete weirdo,I know.
I found him in the afternoon being chased around by Koku.I think he was yelling at me to stop laughing and help him but I don't know.It was really funny either way! Douma's note:It was not funny,he hurt my arm!
September 1st 2020
Douma,the prick,transformed into a spider and gave me a heart attack while I washing up the dishes.I hate him. Douma's note:He loves me really
September 3rd 2020
I have repeatedly told Douma to stop leaving his 'Douma notes' in my diary.Last night I told him to stop,then he transformed into a bird and pecked me over 1,000 times!Fucker nearly broke one of new vases we bought.I'm not happy with him in the slightest. Douma's note:I'm not going to stop writing my notes in your little diary and I've said sorry about a million times!Please just forgive me!!!
December 5th 2021
Don't know why he hasn't pranked me in over a year now but I'm happy about it!Anyways we're going away for a few weeks,on Holiday to god knows where because he hasn't told me.I'm excited for it! Edit:Nevermind the bastard was just joking about the holiday,going to go kill him for that shit. Douma's note:I'm actually taking him on Holiday now,he's happy with me again!
