Callmeback! | Theodore Nott

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we need holy firewhiskey
12:34pm

blondeberry: jo why are you waving in everyone's direction
blondeberry: it's been 20 minutes
blondeberry: the snakes are staring

joker: that is the idea precisely
joker: annoying my housemates
joker: which suck

goggly eyes: i can see a vein pumping on ferret's neck
goggly eyes: best thing ever

me: what the heck
me: it looks like its about to explode

hozier: come on guys dont be rude
hozier: but looking from an angle...
hozier: you're right

goggly eyes: come on haze
goggly eyes: its draco malfoy
goggly eyes: we're not rude we're right🌚

hozier: still uh
hozier: who am i kidding i cant be nice about him
hozier: my sirius is showing

me: he'd be so proud
me: no one
me: sirius wiping a tear from the corner of his eye *thats my daughter*

joker: seriously wicked

blondeberry: now that miss red over there finally stopped embarrassing all of us

joker: HAZE SHE'S RUDE TO ME

hozier: tell ollie that not me

blondeberry: dramatic ass hoe

joker: call me that when i aint giving you the potions answers anymore

blondeberry: sorry mommy
blondeberry: wait, i dont take potions no more
blondeberry: so imma continue to be rude

joker: i thought my plan was going to work
joker: ugh

blondeberry: not today sweetie
blondeberry: on another note
blondeberry: everyone talked to their confession friend?

me: yeah
me: at least i know i did

hozier: i got a ravenclaw guy
hozier: ollie?

goggly eyes: oh no
goggly eyes: i got slytherin😭😭
goggly eyes: unfair

joker: damn the lovey doveys didnt get each other

hozier: shut up

me: ollie just chocked
me: he's as red as jo's hair

hozier: good helga is he okay?

blondeberry: pour a water goblet on him

goggly eyes: im okay now haze
goggly eyes: watch your back izzie.

blondeberry: love you too brother
blondeberry: anywho i got a slytherin as well
blondeberry: he's rude
blondeberry: and hasn't texted me back in forever