Richtofen Headcanons + Oneshots

[Oneshot] Bullets and first kisses

^I hope you enjoy some art I made of our favourite Doktor.

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"You know, we could speed this shit up if we all pick a teleporter and go to it. Shit will be linked in seconds." Dempsey suggested, probably the least brain-dead suggestion he had all month.

Ah, the Giant, your least favourite place to be, honestly. Place was awful, end of story.

You fired a shot from your Luger (complementary weapon from Edward) into another zombie that was breaking in from the alleyway, and shrugged at Dempsey.

"You gotta take that up with Edward, not sure if he would want to split up like that."

"Nein, absolutely not," Richtofen cut in from somewhere behind you. "That is how we get killed."

Dempsey and Richtofen constantly butted heads, both always having quite different ideas, and even though it was well known Richtofen was the unofficial leader of the group, Dempsey still constantly questioned his leadership.

"What will get us killed is if we decide to all go to each teleporter together. Sooner we get it done the better chance of survival we got." Tank fired a few more shots in the direction of a few zombies, each of them dropping like flies.

"I believe he has a point. Although splitting up is quite a dangerous plan, we need to get the teleporters operational before we get overwhelmed." In a never before seen turn of events, Takeo agreed with Dempsey.

Tank had a smirk on his face, a hand to his hip and he looked to Edward with an 'I told you so' attitude. Both you and Edward narrowed your eyes.

"Fine. But no one will be there if you go down. Dempsey you take teleporter A, Takeo B,"

You holstered your weapon, ready to be directed to teleporter c, but Edward didn't turn to you.

"Nikolai," he spun to look at the possibly-drunk Russian. "Teleporter c, I will be here waiting to link the three of you up." He turned on his heel and began climbing the stairs to the mainframe.

"Wait hold on." You grabbed his arm, using your other hand to signal Nikolai as well. "Why don't I go? It's the farthest one and I'm the fastest, I can be there in half the time Nikolai can... no offense" you grimaced to Nikolai, who swatted his hand unfazed.

"Nein, you will stay with me, it is unsafe for you to go alone." He nodded towards Nikolai, motioning him to go.

"You stay right there." You turned and point to Nikolai. He froze in his tracks. You turn back to Edward. "Why is it unsafe for me to go but not him? Do you think I am a lesser fighter than him?" You questioned.

Edward sighed and turned fully to you, him towering over you much more than usual since he was on a higher step.

"Nein, it is not that." He said simply.

"Then what is it, Edward?" Your hand was firmly on your hip. Maybe this didn't seem like the biggest of deals, but this wasn't the first time he had stopped you from being useful, you had begun to feel like deadweight because he wouldn't let you do anything.

"...Should I go?" Nikolai questioned, unsure of what to do now. You and Edward answered in unison.

"Ja."
"No."

Nikolai was entirely bewildered. Both by confusing directions and getting caught in the crossfire of your lovers dispute.

"Go on Nikolai." Edward assured.
"Don't you dare move, Nikolai." You warned. Edward glared at you, which you matched full force. The air was tense between the two of you, and Nikolai wanted to be anywhere but there.