Richtofen Headcanons + Oneshots

Carry me! (He gives you a piggyback ride)

Edward was all for the idea, as long as he wasn't too tired. If the gang had just got done fighting off the zombies that seemed to constantly try to kill you all, then he probably would have to say no, just wanting to lay down and let his muscles rest. But, if he has the energy, he absolutely will oblige.

He'd parade you all around the area the gang was at, having a pip to his step because the bouncing made you laugh. He didn't care what the others said about it, hell, the only person who would say anything about it would be Dempsey, but he'd find anything to make fun of the doctor about.

"This is so much fun," you comment genuinely, resting your head on his shoulder, the two of you aimlessly walking around. "I feel like I'm getting rocked to sleep."

"Bitte, do not fall asleep, I am not sure I would be able to catch you in time if you let go." He answered, his hand finding your arm that was loosely wrapped around his neck. "I am sure there are better ways to get the doctor's attention then getting injured"

You grinned at his joke, and you could tell by his delivery that he was smirking.

"You're such a strong man" you coo at him "You make this look easy." You kiss his neck a few times to show how appreciative you were that he would indulge in your childlike wants.

"You know you do not have to butter me up to get me to continue carrying you, all you have to do is ask." He saw right through your praises

"Carry me around one more time?"

"Of course"

Edward would carry you around how ever long you wanted him to. If you asked he would take you to the ends of the earth - well, not literally, that's quite a walk, but you get the idea.

Every time you would hop off, you would offer to return the favour, and every single time it made him chuckle, knowing he was much too tall and heavy, still you insisted, exclaiming how strong you were and he light as a feather he was.

"C'mon, you are making assumptions." You had your hand on your hip as you looked up to him, trying to convince him to let you carry him.

"Liebchen... no." He tried to be stern but it was very difficult when you were being so adorable

"Edward, you're completely underestimating how strong I am, I could easily pick you up."

"Schatz, I am twice your size und weight, I would crush you."

You didn't say anything, but you narrowed your eyes at him, giving him the look. The crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes right back, the two of you both firm in your choices.

Somewhat.

Both of you found it extremely funny.

"Fine! You win this time, Richtofen." You point to him, eyes still narrowed. "You might have won the battle but I will win the war!" You cried out dramatically.

"Whatever you say, mein liebe."