Teacher: Good morning students, are there any questions about the homework last night?
Student 1: *raises hand. Teacher, what would we do if there's a zombie apocalypse?
Teacher: I don't recall ever teaching that.
Student 2: But what would you do?
Teacher: I'd sacrifice my students so I could make a run for the secret underground cellar underneath the school with all the other teachers. There's enough food supply to last us three years.
Student 1: So that's where my lunch has been disappearing to for the past few weeks!
Teacher: *shrugs. It's your fault for bring well-preserved foods. That and your friend over there sneaking it during break when he 'goes to the washroom.' Now back to our lesson. Who did their homework on the typical lifespan of preserved foods?
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Crazy Conversations
RandomEver wonder how much of the conversations with friends are real? When they're joking? Well, it's still funny!! To me. What do you think?
