Child: What's your favourite season?
Girl: I don't have one.
Child: What about Spring?
Girl: Ew, that's when it's all soggy and wet everywhere and my feet get soaked just walking to school. Plus there's bugs everywhere.
Child: Then what about Summer?
Girl: Definitely not! It's all hot and sweaty and humid and it's so gross!! I get sunburned so easily and the mosquitoes attack like there's no tomorrow.
Child: Er, then what about Fall?
Girl: No! Not that nightmare! There's leaves everywhere and I have to go back to school and wake up early everyday and deal with math and English again. It's gets so cold and I have to put all my tank tips and short shorts away to wear sweaters and deal with the cold.
Child: Um-
Girl: And don't even talk to me about Winter! It's all freezing and cold and disgusting slush all around! There's slippery ice hiding everywhere and everyone gets sick with the cold. Do you know how disgusting it is to be a snot machine, and at school too? In front of all of your friends? Blowing on tissues 24/7, getting a red nose and your throat hurts terribly and you feel lightheaded. There's there's shoveling snow off the driveway and sidewalk every, single, freaking day!! So little girl, what's your favourite season?
Child: Ummm...
Girl: Exactly. Now shoo. I have a 1000 word essay to write about how much I love the seasons.
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Crazy Conversations
RandomEver wonder how much of the conversations with friends are real? When they're joking? Well, it's still funny!! To me. What do you think?
