Me: okay characters! Listen up: you are a sad, lonely orphan, and you will be a prince who falls in love with her.
Female Protagonist: Screw that. I'm doing my own thing.
Me: Hey!!
Male Protagonist: Why would I even fall for her? Did you even think about that in a logical sequence?
Me: It's love! There's no logic!!
Pirate: Oh great another cliché.
Me: Where did you even come from?
Pirate: The recesses of your imagination, my dear.
Me: ... You're hired. Prince, you're fired.
Male Protagonist: Sweet! I've always wanted to be a pirate!
Me: ... Sure. Just keep thinking that.

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Crazy Conversations
RandomEver wonder how much of the conversations with friends are real? When they're joking? Well, it's still funny!! To me. What do you think?