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Me: okay characters! Listen up: you are a sad, lonely orphan, and you will be a prince who falls in love with her.

Female Protagonist: Screw that. I'm doing my own thing.

Me: Hey!!

Male Protagonist: Why would I even fall for her? Did you even think about that in a logical sequence?

Me: It's love! There's no logic!!

Pirate: Oh great another cliché.

Me: Where did you even come from?

Pirate: The recesses of your imagination, my dear.

Me: ... You're hired. Prince, you're fired.

Male Protagonist: Sweet! I've always wanted to be a pirate!

Me: ... Sure. Just keep thinking that.

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