To Boldly Go Where No Meme Has Gone Before

The God Box

The Enterprise and SMG4's Guardian Pod ship emerged into space that seemed to stretch forever.

SMG4: Whoaaaa...

Both ships moved slowly forward as their crews stared awestruck.

Mario: This looks like the inside of Mario's toilet!

SMG4: Stay alert and look for Melony, guys.

Kirk: We'll use the warp engines to cover more ground.

Spock: I would not advise that, Captain. The composition of the substance appears to be highly reactive. There is a high chance that it will ignite should we go to warp.

Kirk: Right, impulse power only then.

SMG3: Hey, move it or lose it, people!

Kirk: Mr. Sulu, take us in, one-quarter impulse power.

Sulu: Aye, sir.

SMG3: Uhhh... what the heck is that?

Spock: Captain, I am detecting a lifesign five meters in front of us.

Kirk: On screen.

The view screen displayed a version of someone the locals called 'Morshu,' but he had completely black eyes, distorted limbs, and was as large as the Enterprise.

Kirk: Uhura, contact SMG1. Perhaps he knows something about this.

Uhura: Aye, sir.

Soon, they once again had a view of the cockpit of SMG1 and 2's ship.

SMG1: This is SMG1.

Kirk: We've... discovered something here. We're displaying it now.

Once they had sent the feed from the view screen, SMG1's face fell.

SMG1: So, the myths are true. That's an Anti-Meme.

SMG4: Anti... Meme?

SMG1: Yes. After memes become too corrupted and the universe collapses, pieces of the universe and, I guess the memes end up here.

Mario: Mario doesn't like the way it's looking at us...

The Corrupted Morshu slowly turned towards them. Then, it charged at them without warning.

SMG4: Oh sh*t!

Kirk: Fire phasers!

Chekov quickly fired the forward phaser array and hit Morshu dead on.

Kirk: Get us out of here, Sulu!

The Enterprise and Guardian Pod ship sped away with Morshu in hot pursuit. The two ships weaved through other anti-memes but failed to lose Morshu. The anti-meme was even able to pull alongside SMG4's ship, causing him to scream in terror.

SMG4: Any idea on what to do guys?!

SMG3 desperately tried to think of something when he noticed a floating island and got an idea. He pushed a lever on the ship's control console and got in contact with the Enterprise.

SMG3: SMG3 to Enterprise!

Kirk: *Over Comm* Enterprise here.

SMG3: I need you to head for that island at your highest speed! On my mark, head into a dive!

He ended the transmission without another word. Kirk then turned to Sulu.

Kirk: You heard him.

Sulu: Aye, sir.

Both ships quickly sped towards the island.

SMG4: 3, Kirk, what the heck are you guys doing?!

The ships were getting closer to the island.