07/01/22
guyyyyyys. july 12 is the one year anniversary of this booooook. it definitely does not feel like it even in the slightest but nonetheless it hath arrived. honestly, it feels like it's been way longer. i can't actually recall starting to write this book or the first time i published it. it's not even a blur in my mind i legit can't remember.
in other news, i did create a new beginning blurb thing. it's right under the original one with the same chapter title. also, i fixed the actual story description because it was kind of lame.
anyway, here's some fun "book reviews" that are just some out of context comments on parts of the book:
"all of a sudden my bed feels pretty cold"
— @nyxisamazing"ang aga aga nagbabasa na q smut 😭"
— @phatbussyshart"shut up he's nice you dumbass"
— @onlyjohndeacons"Sit roger! Stay, Roger!"
— @sassy1sunflower"I thought they were going to shag in there"
— meddowscrl"Oh no"
"Our table"
"It's broken"
— UR__M0MMY_4LIFE"a lesbian has been detected"
— @TinBoBoring"Killer queen? Or am I stupid? Probably"
— UR__M0MMY_4LIFE"I want to marry him and have his babies"
— @Voldemortyoutart"You cunt"
— @dumb4s2"eww, p*ul pr*tner"
— i_like_chopped_liver"currently in class screamign........"
— @illcrucifyher"kiss my ass, pretner"
— i_like_chopped_liver"i need to buy my own roger taylor"
— @onlyjohndeacons"i smell angst"
— 39clogs"Grandma knows wassup 😩✋🏽"
— @NeyyLovely"Say sike right now"
— @NeyyLovely"AIR THIS MF OUT"
— @NeyyLovely"You fucking idiot"
— lost-kid"Better grab that old bible"
— 39clogs"please, do me a favour, and shut the fuck up"
— i_like_chopped_liver"oh lord please shut up paul"
— @uhyeahh"what does she mean by that? AUTHOR WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?"
— 39clogs"HOLD UP WTF ROGER"
— UR__M0MMY_4LIFE"I just screamed out loud"
— i_like_chopped_liver"Hopefully or I'll cut your dick ❤️"
— 39clogsi hope you all know that i was actually chest constricting, breath heaving, laughing re-reading some of these. i love you all. (on the side, i kind of want to put this at the beginning so people can be confused until they start reading) [update, i zid it]
ok, i'm in love with all of you horny ass bastards, and i'm publishing this early because I don't want to wait, MWAH.
- spades :))) <333
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PRETTY LOVER BOY - ROGER TAYLOR
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