yandere!vladdy daddy x tsundere!trumpy wumpy dumpy fumpy 😳😳😩💔😩😩💔😩💔💗🥀

me and my husband

putin woke up to the sound of the birds chirping at 3am, then he bomber the birds bc fuck morning birds, he was so tired, he did nothing but stalk trump's insta for the 11037th time in a row.

he then realized school starts at 7am and since putin was a little distracted clumsy uwu girl he had to start getting ready fast.

he put on his sailor girl uniform and grabbed his slice of buttered toast and ran off into the school, is was really dark outside, but putin knew he was really up this early just to see his beloved trump-senpai.

trump-senpai was such a perfect being, his orange cheeto dust skin, his easter basket grass blonde hair, his shiny clear piss colored orbs that glittered even in the dark nights, his fat badussy neck, and his sweet, sweet giggle... trump-senpai was the most perfect person putin had ever seen, it was a miracle that they were best friends.

putin kisses his photos of trump once more as he snuck onto the window frame of trump-senpai's bedroom and stared at him, sniffing his scent of earth and pine and wood and leaves, trump was eeeeeeverythingggg... he stared at him all morning until 6 am where trump was about to wake up, looks like he'd have to continue sometime else.

putin ran off to the school entrance and sat onto the bench waiting for trump-senpai to arrive. he killed time by messing with his sylveon named "killer" in pokemon ame, it was such fun seeing his pink fox run around.

putin noticed trump-senpai walking towards him with his usual smile, he was so sweet. too sweet even, he may be a little hard headed but he's still a sweetheart deep down..

"hey, putin, you're here earlier than I expected" trump said, his orbs were as sparkly as ever. what a cutie thought putin.

"oh, yeah hah.. the birds woke me up so I decided to get here earlier." replied putin, putting away his 3ds, bye bye killer.

"hey by the way, think fast!" yelled trump as he tossed a bag over to putin, putin was quick to catch the bag, wondering what was inside, he shaked it a bit.

"not bad, your reflexes are still as quick as ever!" said trump, his hair waving in the wind like my pussy hairs.

"heh, yeah, what's in this by the way?" questioned the white haired president, there was a pink hello kitty box, but it had to be unlocked to be opened.

"you'll see during lunch, I have the key with me so you won't be opening it anytime soon~! replied trump, he was seemingly eager to show what was inside, but hid it well.

"alright then" putin said, still wanting to know, oh well, he'll open it during lunch.