Chapter 1b: The Three Little Pigs (Part 2)

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Boopkins: ROB!!!!!

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Boopkins: ROB!!!!!

Rob: Your voice is like way up high in the sky, I need you to turn it down a bit...

Boopkins: We have a problem!!! A wolf has been blowing our houses down!!!

Rob: Eh?!

Boopkins: Can we come inside?!

Rob: So, a wolf has been blowing houses? Is the wolf gay or something?

...

Boopkins: Shut up, and let us in!!!

Rob: Jesus, calm your tits!


Later... Bob the Wolf turned up.

Bob: Oh, look at that! This would be 3 in a row! I'm gonna huff and puff

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Bob: Oh, look at that! This would be 3 in a row! I'm gonna huff and puff... and I'm going blow this house down, as well!!!

Bob tried to blow the Brick house down.

Bob: Wait, what?! 

*BLOW*

Bob: Why the hell is it not blowing down?!

Rob: HA-HA!!! The concrete is stopping it from falling down!!! 

JubJub: DUMB-ASS!!!

Bob: GRRR!!! I'm gonna get those Pigs!!!


Bob climbed up to the roof.

Bob: Alright, time to climb down this chimney

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Bob: Alright, time to climb down this chimney.

Boopkins: He's gonna climb down the chimney!!!

Rob: Is he Santa Claus or something?!

Boopkins: DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Rob: Pass me that giant cooking pot! I have an idea.

Bob: I'm coming down!!!


Bob climbed down the chimney and...

Bob climbed down the chimney and

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Bob: AHH!!! IT'S HOT!!! OMG!!!

Rob: Ha-Ha!!! In your face!!!

Boopkins: Wow, you were right! You plans are always good!

Rob: I have infinite IQ.

...

Boopkins: So, what are we gonna do now?

Rob: Anyone fancy a beer?

Boopkins: I'm still not 18 yet...

Rob: Ah...

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