let's go to the Jardín

Meeting the New member

HARDIN'S POV:

I woke up dazed by the bright lights shining upon me. The sun blinded my eyes as I looked up at the cloudless azul sky. I was confused on how I had ended up here considering my last memory was me being in that dark basement.

Then it hit me. Those 3 females that came to me out of no where and laughed at me. I could still feel the rage coursing through my veins at their pathetic worthless words. Not that I would ever have the courage to say that to their faces though but it still felt good to ridicule them in my head.

I tried moving my limbs around but soon found out they had been tied to a chair. So not only was I surrounded by a Jardín with wild flowers and feral animals but I had no way of escaping either. Just great. Life was so amazing. Things just couldn't get any worse or at least that's what I thought.

Suddenly I heard an annoying high pitched voice that almost sounded like a dying bird. I tried to listen in more closely to what they were saying or rather what they were singing to be more precise.

"Coochie coochie ya ya ya"

Before I could listen in any more a figure jumped out of a bush nearly sending my silly little soul flying. If it did I would have not been able play football anymore and cry when the other team scores. Yes. I was a little crybaby.

The person that stood in front of me was a disgusting creature. One of the worst things to have ever populated this planet. A horrendous female. Yup. You heard me. A female. A whole butt FEMALE.

Before I could take in her appearance she shouted in my face.

"YOU JUST GOT CHRISTENED"

For a second there I thought my ears had exploded from the absurd volume it shouted in. I knew what she actually meant to say was krissed. It really annoyed me how it said christened. It wasn't even a funny joke, what even was the punchline. It was more stupid than when I climbed a tree and fell off it with my underwear in my mouth. I don't even know how I manged to pull that off but that was just how stupid I truly was.

The female had curly brown hair and horrendous green eyes not like the pretty female Amy. Now that I think about it, I wanted to tell her Cuando dios inventó la belleza se inspiró en ti. Or no tengo que leer tus termines y condiciones para aceptarte or te pareces a mi siguiente novia. I wanted to tell her all these pick up lines and more.

The female in front of me didn't deserve any of this though. She was a vile creature that just wanted to watch the world burn. I thought that would be the end of her unfunny jokes but I was dissapointed to find out it wasn't. I nearly asked her to shoot me in the head when I heard her next line.

"Wenomechainsama"

She was honestly the most annoying person I've ever met with her annoying jokes. It wasn't even that funny. If I could i would have shot her and then shot myself. This song was going to be stuck in my head now forever.

"SHUT UP YOU ARENT FUNNY" I shouted in her face finally getting bored of her.

She looked at me offended like I had said some horrible thing to her which I hadn't. We just stared at each other for a moment until I saw the other females walking up to me as well. Seeming to have come out of the same bush as well. I wonder what they were doing in there. 3 girls, one bush. What are they gonna do.

They both stood over me just looking at me before nahlya started talking in her annoying voice.

"We're the greener garden cult"

I looked at her confused. What was she even on about. Now that I thought about my situation I just realised it was 1 boy 4 girls. Things might get interesting soon.

Noticing my confused look they all looked at me like I was a dumbbutt, which I was but that's beside the point. Amy was the next to speak.

"I think we should just feed him to the birds instead of using him as ransom against Naomi."

I shivered just at the thought. The girl who I didn't know the name of seemed to agree and nodded at the suggestion while Rajveer spoke making a sigh of relief come through.

"I want my garden so we need him"

I was glad that at least they needed something from me and for the first time since I had been kidnapped I just wished Naomi would come here already and save me. I just wanted to see her so bad. Especially her nice toes.

They seemed to talk some more in whispers making sure I couldn't hear anything before they all looked at me simultaneously and nodded and I felt a pinch in my neck. I felt darkness consume as I fell into a deep slumber.