***Oh hi, hey, hello there...it's me Deadpool as you can see, well not see cause I'm clearly in this fucking image-less book but I can see you...yes you, you reading the book I can see you. I just want to take the time out to thank the writer of this book who I may or may not have threatened to write this book and say thank you, thank you ComicBoy5000, now people all over the world would get to know what it's like to hang out with the world's best superhero and I'm not talking about freaking Spider-Man...I'm talking about me, the merc with a mouth who loves chimichangas and pancakes. Come to think of it, I'm kinda hungry right now and you're probably wondering when the story is about to start well I'm about to grab a slice from Tony's pizza across the street, (in an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression) I'll be back.
Deadpool's POV
While carrying on with my normal aiming practice with my new stolen rocket launcher, I hear from a distance the Avengers quinjet which normally mean bad news so I aimed at them ready to fire when I heard robotic voice behind me saying,
"hello there Mr Wilson". I turned around and saw that it was The Vision.
Me being me, I replied saying "Mr Wilson was my father, my name is Daddy Deadpool. Now tell me what you want before I blow your brains out" as i aimed the launcher at him...
***Him...It, I can't really decided cause vision is clearly a robot but has a male like feature which I've got to say is pretty fucked up so I'll just refer to vision as it from now on.
He simply said "there would be no need for that..." And before I could let him finish, I pulled the trigger but to my surprise nothing happened. It was like he went invisible or something, I never really paid much attention to his powers so I didn't know he could do that.
"I did not come here to fight Mr Wilson, I came here to ask that you join us on a mission" He said.
"And who is 'us' Casper the friendly ghost?" I replied when I heard another voice from behind me saying,
"We really need your help wade". None other the captain himself, Captain America...People's magazine sexiest man alive and my personal man crush. I didn't even let him finish and I just went, "I'm in" while drooling over his sexy biceps and ripped quads.
So we all went aboard the quinjet and I had just realized that I forgot my launcher on the ground so I jumped down to go get it, breaking my legs in the process.
***oooo that must have really hurt I mean, dang that must have been painful to watch cause I bet there would have been blood and bones everywhere
******It's ok we get it, can we allow the reader know what happens next.
***Whoa...what just happened, was that a fourth wall break inside another fourth wall break?. That's like 16 different walls....
So what do you cocksucker's think, is the book great or what...
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Deadpool's Tale of Awesome Tales
FanfictieI know you'd expect a description from the writer but I told him to f*ck it cause nothing can describe the awesomeness you're about to witness which is Deadpool and yes it is Deadpool talking, try to keep up and get used to a lot of 4th wall breaks ...
