When you were a Child, your parents were institutionalized. Driven insane by...something. That event caused you to investigate the bizarre events in your hometown of Gravity Falls, leading to being employed by a certain man, and desperate to find ou...
Scene opens a seemingly peaceful day in Gravity Falls. Or so it appears.
Dipper: (Narrating) Ah, summer break.
Camera pans to show a happy, carefree family enjoying a barbeque
Dipper: (Narrating) A time for leisure, relaxation, and taking 'er easy. Unless you're me.
Dipper and Mabel crash through a "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign. Dipper is shown driving a Golf Cart while you are shown crouching on the roof and holding a taser. A monster bursts out of the woods.
Y/N: Floor it, Dipper!
Dipper: My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. The guy on the roof is Y/N, our "bodyguard", you could say. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
A monster throws a tree in the path while you fire your taser at it.
Dipper: Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation. Let's rewind.
Flashback cuts to Dipper and Mabel in their home. Dipper is playing a video game while Mabel is hugging a stuffed animal. Their parents then take their stuff away and give them bags and sunscreen.
Dipper: They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our Great-Uncle's place in the woods.
Cut to the attic
Mabel: This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters! (Holds up hands, which have gigantic splinters sticking out of them)
Dipper: (noticing Gombers) ...And there's a Goat on my bed.
Mabel: Hey, friend!
Gompers starts chewing on her sleeve.
Mabel: Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my Sweater!
Dipper: My sister tending to look on the bright side of things.
Cut to Mabel laughing and rolling down a hill of Grass.
Camara pans to Dipper sitting under a tree while a Woodpecker pecks at his hat.
Dipper: But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings.
Stan jumps out at him wearing a monster mask
Stan: Boo!
Dipper yelps and falls over as Stan takes off the mask and laughs.
Dipper: And then there was our Great Uncle Stan. That guy.
Stan continues to laugh until he starts coughing.
Stan: Worth it.
Cut to Stan leading tourists through the Mystery Shack, while you stand guard.
Dipper: Our Uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called "The Mystery Shack". The real mystery was why anyone came.
A Jackalope's antler breaks off.
Stan: Ladies and Gentlemen, behold! The Sascrotch!
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