Dipper vs Manliness

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Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a couple of aspects.

Scene opens on you and Stan in the Mystery Shack as Tyler Cutebiker looks through a variety of displays and knick-knacks. 

Tyler: I like to get my Christmas shopping done early. Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?

Stan: Uhhhh...how about these crystals?

He gestures to a bowl full of "Crystals".

Tyler: Ha ha! Looks like broken glass.

Y/N: I'm pretty sure that's from the same glass Mabel dropped on the floor last night and Stan had Soos sweep up.

Stan: What are you, a cop?

Tyler: (running off) Oh, what is that new thing?!

Stan looks after him annoyed while you glance at your taser.

Y/N: (under your breathe) Please give me a reason...

Dipper and Mabel enter.

Dipper: Grunkle Stan?

Mabel: Can we go to the diner? We're hungry.

Stan: Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind.

Tyler: (standing with fur trout) Do you have this in another animal?

Tyler: (standing with fur trout) Do you have this in another animal?

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Stan: I'm fine locking him inside if you are.

Dipper and Mabel nod.

Cut to Stan clumsily locking Tyler inside while you set up a camera on a windowsill.

Y/N: If he breaks anything, he has no excuse not to pay for it.

The four of you run to Stan's car and drive off while Tyler holds up two different shirts.

Tyler: Puma shirt, Panther shirt. Puma shirt, Panther shirt. Puma shirt...(pauses) Panther shirt.

Cut to Greasy's Diner.

Cut to Greasy's Diner

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