Scene opens on You, Stan, Wendy, and Soos preparing for a party hosted at the Mystery Shack. Soos puts a party hat on a Rhino horn, Wendy blows up a Balloon, and you are shown hanging lights on the rafters.
Dipper and Mabel are shown sitting on the couch with cans of silly string behind their backs.
Dipper: Uh-oh, Mabel. I don't feel so good. Bleugh!
He pretends to throw up while spraying Mabel.
Mabel: Ugh! Grunkle Stan, what are you feeding us? Bleugh!
Wendy: Guys, guys, stop! Something terrible happened.
The two of them stare at her.
Wendy: (spraying them) Bleugh!
Mabel: (throwing confetti) Comedy gold!
Stan: (annoyed) Alright, alright. Party supplies are now off limits. Y/N, put on your "don't mess with me" sunglasses and get rid of this stuff.
Y/N: You got it, boss.
You grab the party supplies and head outside before casually chucking them in the bushes.
Soos: (hanging flags) Mr. Pines, who's birthday is it again?
Stan: Nobody's. Thought this party might be a good way for kids to spend money at the shack.
He unfurls a poster, revealing it to be a "Pin the tail on the donkey" game with the words "Un Burro" underneath it.
Soos: Nice.
Stan: The young people of this town want fun? I'll *smother* 'em with fun!
Y/N: (knocking on wall) FBI! Open up!
Wendy chuckles while everyone else gives you a confused look.
Mabel: ...I don't get it.
Y/N: Eh. It'll catch on in a few years.
Dipper: (setting up cups of Pitt Cola) Maybe comments like that are the reason kids don't come to the Mystery Shack.
Stan: (taking bottle) Hey, hey! How about you make yourself useful and go copy these flyers?
Mabel: Oh boy! A trip to the copier store!
Soos: (throwing his arms around the twins) Calendars, mugs, t-shirts and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan, I just really feel that way about the copier store.
Stan: Save the trouble. You know that old copier in my office? I finally had Y/N fix the old thing up. Good as new!
Scene cuts to You, Mabel, and Dipper in Stan's office, where a picture of Soos hangs in an "Employee of the Month" frame. You pull the cover off, revealing several moths, and a cloud of dust puffs out. The copier is shown haphazardly put back together with electricity sparking off.
Mabel: (gasps) Butterflies!
Dipper pries the lid open, revealing several cobwebs.
Dipper: Does it even work?
Y/N: I don't know. I'm a security guard, not a repairman. The only reason Stan had me do it is because he didn't want to pay Soos over time and Wendy said "not it" faster than me.
Dipper hits a few buttons while laying his arm on it, and the copier springs to life, letting out a belch of smoke, and printing out a copy of Dipper's arm on a piece of paper.
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Gravity Falls (Wendy Corduroy x Male Reader)
AcciónWhen you were a Child, your parents were institutionalized. Driven insane by...something. That event caused you to investigate the bizarre events in your hometown of Gravity Falls, leading to being employed by a certain man, and desperate to find ou...
