Scene opens on Stan scamming the latest batch of tourists.
Stan: For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery". When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!
Tourist 1: (throwing money in) Of course!
Tourist 2: (throwing money in) What a nice man!
Tourist 1: Totally worth the drive!
Stan smiles as his gain and their loss.
Cut to Dipper, Mabel, and Soos watching TV.
TV: The Tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.
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Dipper: That Tiger's a hero!
TV: Tiger Fist! ...Will return after these messages.
A commercial comes on, starting with hands releasing numerous Doves.
Soos: Hey, look! It's that commercial I was telling you guys about!
Bud Gleeful: (voice-over) Are you completely miserable?
Actor: (crying) YES!
Bud Gleeful: (voice-over) Well then you need to meet (whispers) Gideon.
Dipper: Gideon?
Mabel: What makes him so special?
Bud Gleeful: (voice-over) He's a Psychic.
Mabel: Aroo?
Commercial cuts to Stan exiting an outhouse with toilet paper stuck on his foot.
Bud Gleeful: (voice-over) So don't waste your time with that other so called "Man of Mystery".
The word "fraud" appears over Stan.
Commercial cuts to Gideon's Tent of Telepathy.
Bud Gleeful: (voice-over) Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy!
Mabel: Wow. I'm getting all curiousy inside!
Stan: (walking in) Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothing but trouble.
Cut to Stan looking for a parking spot. As soon as he's about to pull in, Gideon's bus takes the spot. Numerous fans rush over cheering.
Stan: (clenching fist) Gideon!
Back in the present
Mabel: Well, is he really psychic?
Dipper: I think we should go and find out.
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Gravity Falls (Wendy Corduroy x Male Reader)
ActionWhen you were a Child, your parents were institutionalized. Driven insane by...something. That event caused you to investigate the bizarre events in your hometown of Gravity Falls, leading to being employed by a certain man, and desperate to find ou...
