When you were a Child, your parents were institutionalized. Driven insane by...something. That event caused you to investigate the bizarre events in your hometown of Gravity Falls, leading to being employed by a certain man, and desperate to find ou...
Scene opens on Dipper and Mabel at the breakfast table holding two different bottles of Syrup; Sir Syrup and Mountie Man.
Mabel: Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?
Dipper: I'm always ready!
Mabel: Then you know what this means!
Dipper and Mabel: Syrup Race!
The two of them tilt their heads back and hold the Syrup Bottles over their mouths.
Mabel: Go, Sir Syrup!
Dipper: Go, Mountie Man!
Mabel: Almost...
A glob of syrup drops in her mouth
Mabel: (coughs) I won! (coughs)
Dipper: (reading Newspaper) No way! Hey Mabel, check this out.
Mabel: (reading ad) Human-sized Hamster Ball? (gasps) I'm human sized!
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Dipper: No no. Mabel. This.
He points to an ad for a Monster Photo Contest
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Dipper: We see weirder stuff than that every day! We didn't get any photos of those Gnomes, did we?
Mabel: Nope, just memories. And this beard hair (holds it up)
Dipper: (grossed out) Why did you save that?
Mabel:Shrugs and makes an "I dunno" sound.
Stan: Good morning, knuckleheads. You two know what day it is?
Dipper: Uh...Happy Anniversary?
Mabel: Mazel Tov!
Stan: (hits Dipper with a Newspaper) It's Family Fun Day, genius! (Walks over to fridge and gets out milk) We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, (sniffs milk in the refrigerator) bonding-type deals.
