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⚠️SPOILERS FOR ALMOST ALL OF DOUBLE LIFE⚠️

Jimmy: hi I'm poor!

Scott: hi I'm not! Bye!

Grian: scar is my soulmate,

Grian: does he know it yet? No.

Grian: is that a problem, n- *gets down to half health* ... god damn it.

Jimmy: I've been given a flower every time I see Scott for the first time, does this mean he loves me? 

*tango and jimmy die*

Jimmy: I guess not.

Scar: I have a hatred towards pandas

Scar: I love my cat

Scar: so... Jellie panda. Problem solved.

Scott: *sees grians wall* why does that remind me of something

*flashbacks to third life*

Scott: ah, that's why.

Jimmy: I guess we're not soulmates,

Joel: thank god I prayed enough.

Scar: hey Jimmy I heard  you have a amethyst shard

Jimmy: *flashbacks to last life* oh god, here we go again.

Cleo: beggars can't be choosers

Jimmy: *holding an emerald and a pickaxe* normally people give beggars useful stuff

Scott: since when was I normal.

Pearl: what about gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss?

Scott: I'm gatekeeping the gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss from you.

Cleo and Scott: welcome home cheater!

Martyn and Pearl: *surprise pikachu*

Jimmy and tango: hey you can build right?

Jimmy and tango: ... oh no...

Scar: well I can't steal the enchantment table, but I can steal this boat *takes Scott's boat*

Grian: fishing rods are so useful

Grian: they can be used for fishing, keeping your soulmate on a harness, more fishing...

Grian: I like muscle scar better

Scar: no, you just like yelling "put your shirt back on"

Everyone: *survives the first night*

Ren: well done superstars!

Jimmy: our house is now a farm

Tango: yep we fit right in!

Scar: I haven't found my soulmate, but I have a cat so I don't care.

Grian: *dying inside*

Grian: *gets hurt a lot* 

Scott: well we can narrow it down to jimmy or scar.

Scar: I loved my cat so much I added her to minecraft, pandas? What are those 🙄✋

Jimmy: I like being in gangs, I'm a club guy. 

Jimmy: I never live long enough to be in  in the club but I love gangs

Scott: *turns around and crouches* ok hit me

The 1st episode in a nutshell: hit me baby one more time~

Bdubs: the pain I felt with etho last season was so much the bruises followed me to the next season

Grian: *is mated with scar*

Impulse and Bdubs: grian was such a good friend, it's so sad to see him go so soon.

Grian: *makes three crafting tables in one minute*

Me: ... stampy?... that's u?

Impulse and Bdubs: imagine having to find your soulmate 🙄✋

Jimmy: I'm not going to die first,

Tango: ha, about that

Scar: grians being super kind to me, I wonder why

Etho and Joel: yeah I wonder...

Double Life is just the better love island. Tell me I'm wrong

Joel: you either love the horns, or you hate them

Etho: they're very horny

Grian: SCAR THISIS NOT THE SERISE TO BE MAKING A PILLAGER FARM

grian:THIS ISNT HERMITCRAFT

Ok I just did like a lot of quotes in like ten minutes I was fucking bursting with ideas, I love the new concept with soulmates and THE RETURN OF THE DESERT DUO OH MY GOD. And jimmy and tango is a duo I didn't think I needed.

Also can I just point out how well jimmy is doing, like I've been watching him since x-life and the way he interacts now vs then is so much better. Like before he was just the punching bag and  the one who needs a lot more help with skits but now he's doing a lot more contributing bits and the way he talks to people like tango or Bdubs is like a completely different Jimmy than 3rd life Jimmy. I absolutely love it.