-This is a gag story if anything. It's a little satirical and a little too serious for its own good, especially in the later chapters. I like to write, I'm bored, it's summer, and I miss my god awful Twilight phase. This story isn't going to blow your head off and knock your socks off, but it might be entertaining in its own way. Call this a crack-fic if you will.
-I write most of these chapters at 3:00 AM when I'm half asleep and listening to the Descendants soundtrack. I rely on Grammarly to fix everything. Please ignore any bad grammar or spelling mistakes.
-I fight with myself a lot and I will delete and re-publish the story a thousand times. It's just how I roll.
-Last thing! The story starts out super bad; the chapters are shorter, the plot makes no sense, and overall the writing is a mess. But I promise that it'll get better. Chapters have been getting longer and more detailed while still being a wordy and chaotic mess.
Having said this, I hope you enjoy this horrible Twilight story.
Update from 2024! This story has been rotting away in Google Docs for two years. TWO. YEARS. It's crazy how fast time has passed. Anyway, I am not editing this and don't plan on editing this. The grammar is bad and it will remain bad. Sorry, I'm lazy. The least I can do to honor this shitshow is by posting it again for others to see, even if it is one hell of a dumpster fire. I hope you enjoy it as much as my shitty humor enjoyed writing it.
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