(This was during online class btw)
My BFF: My dad will hear of this
You: Draco Malfoy, is that you?
My BFF: my rich millionaire dad who gifted me a Lamborghini yesterday. Definitely not joking!!
My BFF: yes, I'm Draco Malfoy with my almost dead bleached hair.
My BFF: I don't even watch HP, why am I talking abt Draco Malfoy
Me: cuz you are Draco himself
My BFF: Draco would deffo watch HP
Me: no, he wouldn't
My BFF: he'd watch it and make HP fanfics abt him and harry in Wattpad
Me: no, he wouldn't cause he hates harry unless he makes epic stories about their epic duels.
Me: but I feel like he'll make drastoria ffs or dransy
My BFF: who in this world is drastoria???? HISTORIA??????? Aot x hp what in this world
You: No NOOO IT'S ASTORIA GREENGRASS
My BFF: yeah no clue. Okay back to class
(I'm pretty sure they are confused about who tf is astoria to this day-)
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Harry Potter Randomosity
RandomAll characters belong to JK Rowling. Some are inspired by memes but most are headcanons and stuff I came up on my own so please don't plagiarize anything in here T-T Also, this is all written for comic relief and isn't meant to offend anyone. I deep...
