My friend: Happy Valentines day!
Me: Who ur Valentine?
My friend: No one TUT wbu?
Me: Oh I found a way to not be single this year.
My friend: Ooooh rlly? how?
Me: My love is... MY HP BOOKS AND CDS!!!!!
My friend: What did I expect-
Me: Anyway tbh today is just a holiday invented to help the Owl Service get more money so I ain't even taking it srsly
My friend: I- I give up.
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Harry Potter Randomosity
RandomAll characters belong to JK Rowling. Some are inspired by memes but most are headcanons and stuff I came up on my own so please don't plagiarize anything in here T-T Also, this is all written for comic relief and isn't meant to offend anyone. I deep...
