Newt: hey.. Tina? Where are the kids?
Tina: We don't have kids-
Newt: I mean- uhhh yk...
Tina: ?
Newt: sally and peter?
Tina: lemme guess *puts down coffee* the ones with the duck beak? the ones with the snake like body? or the ones that never stop grunting?
Newt: hmmmm.... the ones that bite whoever attacks them
Tina: and make fire shoot out a person's anus?
Newt: YEA!!! THEY'RE THE ONES!!
Tina: *facepalms* you could've just said where are the murtlaps-
Newt: so... have you seen them? Julie's been looking for-
Tina: AND WHO THE HECK IS JULIE?!?!
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Harry Potter Randomosity
RandomAll characters belong to JK Rowling. Some are inspired by memes but most are headcanons and stuff I came up on my own so please don't plagiarize anything in here T-T Also, this is all written for comic relief and isn't meant to offend anyone. I deep...
