My friend: which school would you go to if u could?
Me: I'M SICK OF SUMMER AND THIS WAITIN AROUND!!!!!!!!
My bro: MAN, IT'S SEPTEMBER AND I'M SKIPPIN THIS TOWN!!!
My friend: answer my question-
other HP fans: HEY, IT'S NO MYSTERY!!! THERE'S NOTHIN HERE FOR ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
My friend: ANSWER MY-
Chorus: WE GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS!
Hagrid: WE GOTTA GET BACK TER SCHOOOOOOOOOL!
Chorus: WE GOTTA GET OUR SELVES TO HOGWARTSSSSS! WHERE ERRYTHIN IS MAGIC COOOOOOOL!!!
Muggles: 🤦♀️🤦♂️Hogwarts ain't real-
Chorus: BACK TER
Female: WITCHES AND
Male: WIZARDS AND
Dobby: MAGICAL BEASTS
Goblins at Gringotts: TO GOBLINS
Nearly-Headless-Nick: AND GHOSTS
Chorus: AND TO MAGICAL FEASTS
Muggles: the frick-
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Harry Potter Randomosity
De TodoAll characters belong to JK Rowling. Some are inspired by memes but most are headcanons and stuff I came up on my own so please don't plagiarize anything in here T-T Also, this is all written for comic relief and isn't meant to offend anyone. I deep...
