Why did we start as girls in DXD?

Chapter 2: A terrifying day

The sun is shining on this beautiful day, let's check up with our MC's watta say, viewers?

We start on this beautiful morning in the room of our tiny Chibiusa, sleeping peacefully in bed and it's pink with hearts all over it. On her side table is a classic magical girl alarm clock blaring at full power with the knock-off sailor sun theme, only for it to be destroyed by Chibiusa, again, and for another time a new one automatically appears. She continues to go back to sleep only for her younger sister to call her down for food.

Shirou:「 ONEE-CHAN! I MADE YOUR FAVOURITE! 」Can be heard coming from the first floor of this 2-story house. Glaring at her room and all the pink girly magical girl stuff in there, but sighs and gets up getting ready for her day still grumpy from last night's Stray Devil hunt, walking up to her heart-shaped vanity mirror she glares at it with the force of a thousand suns.

Shuddering as the images of last night appeared in her mind's eye, they had gotten a tip that a stray devil was luring people to kill and eat at an abandoned warehouse. Turns out it was a lie, it was just a tentacle monster that liked to impregnate anyone it lured there and she was almost turned into one of its victims if it wasn't for her sister she wouldn't have survived a day in this world.

After doing her hair up in her signature look, she walks downstairs and sat at the table and began to eat while thinking about the 3 times she tried to cook something.

The first time she tried to cook spaghetti it went off to make its own religion, last she heard of it was in a three-way war with Asgard and Olympos while somehow managing to hold them off.

The second time she tried to make a simple piece of toast it came out as a black sludge she had to put into a cup, and it looked oddly similar to the black mud of the holy grail so much so her Imouto had a PTSD flashback from her Excalibur so much so she vaporized it with as many holy swords as she could without drawing attention.

The third time she boiled water, it caught on fire and not just regular fire but actual fire from hell, HOW IN THE FOUR SATANS DO YOU MANAGE THAT!?

Needless to say, she isn't allowed into the kitchen with her bitchen cooking.

Shirou:「Onee-chan they seem to be getting closer to finding out who we are by the day, what do we do when they do find out? 」

Chibiusa:「 Well it is parent teacher-day today, and it's time for the coup de grâce! last night after the mission I hypnotized Issei and his friends to write something down on every whiteboard in the school with a permanent black marker. I also hear that the Student council president and ORC's elder siblings are going to be here. 」

Shirou:「 You're gonna get them killed like that...... I LOVE IT! What do you think we should do next? 」

Chibiusa:「I fully corrupted my sweet sweet Imouto! Now we need to hurry there before the Chaos starts! Umu, remember we need to act horrified and pissed beyond belief. 」

Shirou:「Bren yu! I love the idea, is it archery club today? 」

Chibiusa:「i do believe Kendo and Archery club have to share today and start in about an hour right? 」finished with her food she puts her dishes in the sink and snaps her fingers opening a portal to a secluded alley by the school.

Shirou:「Alright, ill see you at school I gotta do the dishes and pack my archery gear. 」Approaching the sink with an apron on she starts to do the dishes and once done grabs her archery gear walking to the door she realizes she inst in uniform.

Meanwhile, at the school, we see Chibiusa the first to walk into class with multiple students behind her, being the first in class she went to clean the whiteboard before everyone else.