Why did we start as girls in DXD?

Chapter 1: A omniverse Loli and her Imouto starts in DxD

In a old and shity room we see an filithy 6ft 2in man who spends all his cash on genshin impact, sitting in a gray recliner chair as we can watch Klee from genshin impact dancing on his mounted tv not too far away from him on his phone.

One look at this sad man you could tell he didn't have the best vision but refused to wear his prescribed glasses, currently holding his phone about about pec high on his body any further away and it gets hard for him to see anything on it.

Suddenly a new mail notification appeared at the top of the screen, the mans eyes narrowed before shrugging his shoulder's and saying「Fuck it 」feeling bored they decided to tap on the random email labeled [CHOA: Comedy multiverse Adventure!] .

Scrolling through, the more he inspected it the more it seemed like his own system for creating certain original characters. Filling out the form and recreating one of his oldest original characters and accepting, thinking nothing of it until about 5 minutes latter a new email popped up labeled [ SURVIVE ].

Hearing a sizzling sound infront of him and turning his head up he notices a fait smoke from the TV and Klee throw a "Jumpty Dumpty", feeling something wrong he jumped out of his chair and to the right and slightly forward to hide behind the metal desk for protection.

Proving to be the right choice as the TV exploded with glass shrapnel going everywhere, looking back at the chair where he left his phone, it was absolutely shredded it bits, he sprinted for the door to escape from his house as creacking sounds came from everywhere.

???:「Well someone's going to fucking die for that, at least I was considered dodgeball champion at my school! 」He exclaimed as he dodged the Playstion 4 that was on his desk that went flying for his head, and the trees around his house started to crack as if beeing chopped down.

Soon the Trees fell towards him and his path, other house's exploding with items and cars themselves exploding toward him driving him to the street he lived on in this gated community.

Then while in the middle of the street he heard a Honk sound, his eyes peared to the left as Truck-kun appeared out of nowhere to kill him.

Thinking fast with a speed and skill he thought lost to him he dropped to the ground and dodge Truck-kun at the last second, then latching onto the bumper and using the moment to swing himself up and into the open back of Truck-kun.

Soon the Truck turned onto the Freeway only for more Trucks to appear from behind it to ram into it to kill this man, he could only jump from Truck to Truck to keep his life. This turned into a real life Cluster Truck game for him, driving by a construction zone and a steel beam dropped from a crane thing fast he jumps onto the beam and then onto another Truck to dodge one that was coming at him while he was on the beam.

This continued for an hour, after that full hour of dodging, he was panting on the last truck left feeling it was over only to look up when a shadow was cast over him. There a Truck-kun was on fire with a face as creepy as the one from the moon in Majora's Mask, heading towards him like IBM (Intercontinental Ballistic Missile) he gained a furious look on his face and yelled to the sky.

???:「WELL THATS NOT FAIR AT ALL! 」He jumped to the side to try to stay alive but is instead hit by the Flaming Truck-kun crushed from the waist down he stared straight up at the Truck,「Heh, I even dodged you flaming fall of death, I may die from blood loss but I dodged it, Piccolo would be proud! 」He flipped off the Truck as he dies from blood loss, only for another truck to come out of nowhere and run his head over but it was too late he already died from blood loss. You could hear for miles an enraged horn filled with the rage of the entire berserker class from Fate stay night.

- POV CHANGE: Third Person-

We see a small 3ft 6in girl with a tiny school uniform consisting of a white short-sleeved sailor uniform with red with a single white linings at the edge of her sleeves and a red front bow at the center of her uniform, blue pleated skirt with a red bow at the back, white socks and white shoes with a red bow on front. Her uniform is red with two white linings attached and another red design with white lining beneath her uniform. she has pink hair tied in rabbit ear-shaped odango and red eyes. She has pink hair styled in two horns on top with two wing-like barrettes and large crescent shaped loops of hair to both sides of her head not going under her shoulders, with white wings nad black tips on her back and a golden halo above her head with a dark aura wafting off it.