Why did we start as girls in DXD?

Battle Royale!: It all changed when the cringe nation attacked

- Play Vampire Knight OST - Hidden Truth -

Shirou had finished cleaning the dishes and put them on the drying rack as Chibiusa had set down in front of the door to put her shoes on. Walking over to where her older sister was, Shirou asked a question.

Shirou:「What do you think we should do today? 」

Chibusa:「Probably head over to the ORC and see what they're doing... Hey, whatever did happen to Issei? 」

Shirou put on her shoes as they both walked outside heading to the school.

Shirou:「If I remember correctly... his parents pulled him out of Kuoh and moved to Europe because he was somewhat decent in English so he could have an education in science, turns out that after the incident he gained a sudden fascination with Technology and Biology. Hell, I went by the neighbourhood before they moved out and saw his box full of porn out on the curbside, it was just out there like that one family guy episode, the other two perverts soon came and collected it, dividing it between them. 」

Chibiusa hummed in acknowledgement as they continued their walk in relative peace, it didn't take them long to arrive at the school grounds as they continued to walk towards the ORC building, it was a pleasant Sunday Afternoon.

Chibusa:「You know what? 」

Shirou:「What? 」

Chibusa:「I'm bored. 」

Shirou:「Don't you fucking tempt murphy. 」

Chibusa:「What? I just want something to happen and spice up our day! It's not like reincarnators are going to pour out of portals Avengers-style right? 」

Shirou:「Alright, if that happens I'm entirely blaming you, you just had to DUCKING tempt murphy all the time don't you? 」

Chibusa:「What? I only do it when I'm bored. 」

Shirou:「*sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose* You're always bored. 」

???:「What do you mean Issei is gone!? Who the fuck has the Boosted Gear!?」

- Play Metal Gear Solid - Alert SoundTrack -

A melodious voice is heard on the other side of the ORC's door. In response to it, the two hear the raw confusion of all the ORC members.

Rias:「I.. well the Emiya sisters have-」

Neo: 「Wait... Fate? Is this a crossover? Oh do I get to meet the man behind 'PeOpLe dIe whEn tHeY aRE kIlLeD'? 」

The voice sounded sarcastic but oddly happy as she asked.

The door slammed open two the view of two girls the tall red-haired girl suddenly shouted.

Shirou:「'So yOu dODgEd My uNdODgeAbLe BlOw saBer' 」

Chibiusa stared at the scene in front of her, a flash of recognition passed her eyes at the sight of the girl sitting on Rias's lap before Chibiusa went into her "PoPo mode".

Chibusa:「Riiiiaaasssss, Why are you not traaaaaiiinning? Did I say you could have a breeeaaak? do not make me pull out the teleportation spell! 」

The ORC all started to shake as cold sweat went down their back.

- Play Vampire Knight OST - Hidden Truth -

???:「Wait.. hol up. Too much is being said at the same time. Calm down, TFS fangirl. And you, Redhead.. you look oddly familiar? Don't you worry, Seat.. I'll keep you safe 」She said, petting Rias' hair like she was trying to comfort her.

???: 「So... I dunno who the midget is but I can vaguely guess as to who the gold-eyed and redheaded girl is. Fem-Shirou, right? 」She pointed at Shirou.