Why did we start as girls in DXD?

I don't want to set the woooorld onnnn fiiireeee!

- Play Doctor Who - Doomsday Theme -

The world had watched the news with bated breath, the supernatural couldn't hide any longer.

Once the battle was over the Emiya siblings had all but disappeared from the world as the fallout set it on fire wars against the supernatural had started.

In the middle of a house out in bum-fuck nowhere Shirou was taking care of Chibiusa, her servants worried for her health (Even if Gilgamesh won't admit it) Archer had taken the job of getting supplies and feeding his master as she watched over Chibiusa who's fever ran high at 103.8F (39.8C) Shirou had done everything to take care of her.

It was during these two weeks she was approached by both Ophis and Great Red, they had proclaimed their love for Genshin Impact and wanted to know the rest of the story before everyone else. When they learned that Chibiusa was the one who was creating the story they had chosen to stay, even if they had changed to Cosplay both Jean and Diluc.

It took them an entire week for Shirou to even let them into the house and for them to meet Chibiusa and see her condition.

Diluc:「Oh, so she has that power? She was foolish to even use it but seeing that battle I understand the need. 」

Shirou whipped her head fast enough they thought she had cracked her neck, she faced Both Jean(Ophis) and Diluc(Great Red).

Shirou:「What Ability! 」

Jean even though she had Ophis's dead eyes responded to Shirou's question.

Jean:「A "Last stand" would be sufficient enough to call it, you use it to increase your power by a factor of ten for an amount of time, This is if you were someone without the boosted gear that would allow a person to up that amount almost limitlessly. However, as "Last stand" implies it's something you would only use if you were on your last leg and are going to die. 」

The monotone voice sounded out in Shirou's head as it brought her to tears, it was then god decided to make an appearance.

God:「I told that foolish child not to use that power, not unless she wanted to be powerless for a while. 」

His mere appearance in the room before he said anything was met by Shirou's swords traced and ready to decapitate him, if he was not who he was it would have succeeded in killing him.

The grandfatherly smile on his face had left as all that was left was a disappointed yet worried look upon the young Emiya Siblings, his main focus was on the girl who he approached after Shirou had let down her Swords as she registered who it was.

Jean & Diluc:「Father. 」

They bowed to him politely, Shirou was absolutely shocked at them calling him Father. He approached the bedside and he sat down next to her he took the cloth and rung it out into a clean bowl before submerging it into an ice-cold bowl of water as Shirou sat down next to him, he put it back onto her forward after wiping the hair out of the way.

God:「She is such a nice child, isn't she? 」

Shirou gained a ghost of a smile as she fully turned to him, the tear streaks fully visible.

Shirou:「Yep! That's my sister! 」

Her voice filled with false bravado, it was easy to tell she was hurt immensely by Chibiusa's state.

God:「She did this for you, you know? 」

Shirou:「How could I not? The only reason she would even use that ability is if I was endangered, she would never place herself in this position unless it was the only way! 」

Her hand slammed on the bedside table, and the rage she felt for herself only worsened as she continued to worry immensely, he turned away and to his children the only ones he actually considered his kids in this himself-forsaken universe.

God:「You want to go with them don't you, Be a mother and father for once right? 」

Both had nodded their head, each for different reasons, Great Red had wanted Chibiusa as an apprentice as she had a connection to his power of dreams and Ophis could feel the silence she would get from Shirou's Reality Marble.

God:「Very well, Shirou would you consent to take them along in your Journey even if it meant taking them along as Parental figures? 」

Shirou nodded to God as he sighed, he held his hand over Chibiusa as he took out Ddraig putting him to sleep once more and taking a small orb of power from him before sending him off with a quick blow to his hand.

Next, he waved Diluc over who changed back into a mini form of his dragon body, before being turned into an Orb before he held his hand over Chibiusa again as a mirror appeared. This was the original Chibiusa's Dream Mirror the orb started to resist going into the mirror as his pleading voice fell on deaf ears before he was forced into the mirror which sank into Chibusa's body.

By this point in time, Shirou had called her servants back into the room all the males witnessed this happening and silently took a minute for his manly pride, Ophis watching this had a ghost of a smile on her face something which could be taken as her being extremely happy with him being turned into that.

Next, god waved his hand as all the servants changed into their class cards and he handed it to Shirou who looked at him puzzled, he only pats her head in response as he waved Ophis over it was at this point in time that she noticed god no longer had a magical girl arm she chose not to question it.

Shirou layed down on the couch as god held his and over her as the Sheath of Excalibur rose from her body leaving her feeling somewhat lost without it, he then turned Ophis into an Orb as well and inserted her into the sheath which was then infused back into her body.

Feeling exhausted from the process she stayed on the couch her eyes staring up into the ceiling as she was picked up by god who placed her next to Chibiusa.

God:「The leaders of all factions are coming to this place, If you wish to survive you will have to go to another universe one where the two of you could recover. 」

Shirou nodded her head, God just sighed in response.

God:「Normaly Chibiusa would be able to take you both there, but she isn't in the proper condition to do anything so I will send you both there myself. 」

Shirou nodded once more before passing out, God only stared down at them before he lifted his hand and placed it over them chanting a spell in a language only he was privy to.

God:「Thank you, both of you. For being the grandaughters I could never have. Ophis and Megalos protect them both. 」

He opened a portal and picked them up with his magic before walking through and dropping them off, he walked back in before the portal closed, Snow on his shoulder that he brushed off as the walls all around him broke down to nothing but rubble the leaders of all factions standing there looking surprised at the god of the bible standing there.

God:「So who wants daddy's belt? 」